Let's say its just after 9 on a Friday evening, and you're at home, just cleaned up after some yard work before it started raining. It was hot as hell outside so you took a long cool shower. Your wife's out of town with your daughter looking at a colleges, and you just got off the phone with her that college #1 was nice, the hotel is great and they are looking forward to seeing College #2 tomorrow. Your son left for the weekend to hang out with some buddies at one of their parents homes. Got a movie on the tube and just filled up your second scotch. Then the doorbell rings.
Its your neighbor, and she's soaked from the rain. She's got a white blouse on and you can't hep but notice what's clinging underneath. Her garage door opener isn't working somehow and she doesn't have her house key, can she borrow yours to her house? Her husband just left for his night shift job, and both of their daughters are out for the evening. "No problem" you say, invite her in, and hand her a towel before you head into that kitchen to look around for the key.
There's a lot of keys in the drawer and your not sure which one it is. This ones for x, so that's not it, this other's for y, maybe it's this one here... You sense someone behind you, so turn around and there she is, and she's got her top off.
You've always admired her looks: tall, slender, in great shape. Fun gal to talk with too. But whoa- here she is, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. She grabs you, pushes you into the wall and plants a big-ol wet kiss firmly on your mouth. She whispers "take me to bed".
What do you do and why?
