Is the Bible Literally True? No, of Course Not!

Look, I'd prefer to omit the reminder of your lack of mathematical aptitude if you'll just take me on my word that probabilities mean nothing within the context of an "after the fact" analysis. The probability that you will roll (i.e. in the future) triple sixes on three six-sided dice is 1-in-216. Once you have rolled triple sixes (i.e. past tense) it would be stupid for you to try to convince yourself, after the fact, that it would have been highly unlikely for you to have rolled what you did.

Peter seemed to have enough wealth that he could travel around without worrying about how things would be going with a day job. Also, Peter was selected to go talk to people, seemingly as though he were more educated than your average day worker. Given that, why would you believe that he was necessarily illiterate?


Unless Jesus' message resonated with wealthy people. Do you know of any wealthy Christians?


You don't know the composition of Jesus' aposltes/disciples, just like probabilities go out the window when I ask you what poker hand I am presently holding, i.e. my hand is exclusively 100% certain.


Nope. Acts recounts that the people of the temple, and the Sadducees, had perceived them to be ignorant men, but were amazed at their boldness, and couldn't get around the miracle they had just performed in God's name.

KJV. Enjoy!

There is no after the fact. If literacy in the Roman Empire was incredibly rare for all but the wealthy, it was incredibly rare.

The demographics of the disciples is well covered. They weren't the kind of people who were likely to be literate in Aramaic, much less Greek which was the original language of the gospels.

Regardless of who was judging Peter and John and why, they were known to be illiterate, which perfectly aligns with their demographics. Again in the unlikely case they were literate, it wouldn't be in Greek.
 
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Let's unpack:

1. Uneducated does not mean illiterate. Leftists are a prime example.
2. Acts does not say anything about Peter's education.


Why is your speculation a good assumption? Peter is not depicted as a "peasant" in Acts or in any other books of the New Testament.

Yes, Peter liked fishing. I know many who like to fish. I don't see why he couldn't be anything else.

Remember, Peter was the other guy who walked on water.

You didn't even know about that reference to Peter in Acts until you saw me write about it. And then within ten seconds you suddenly appointed yourself an expert in Acts.

According to Wiki, most scholars say the Koine Greek word agrammatoi (ἀγράμματοι) can be literally translated as "unlettered" or "illiterate".

Peter was a fisherman by trade. He wasn't a recreational fisherman. I think we can be reasonably certain a fisherman from Galilee would not be expected to be able to write in Greek
 
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You didn't even know about that reference to Peter in Acts until you saw me write about it. And then within ten seconds you suddenly appointed yourself an expert in Acts.

According to Wiki, most scholars say the Koine Greek word agrammatoi (ἀγράμματοι) can be literally translated as "unlettered" or "illiterate".

Peter was a fisherman by trade. We wasn't a recreational fisherman. I think we can be reasonably certain a fisherman from Galilee would not be expected to be able to write in Greek
98% of the population was illiterate. It is most likely 98% of the disciples were, too.
 
98% of the population was illiterate. It is most likely 98% of the disciples were, too.

Right, it's ridiculous to even suggest that outside of the elite and trained rabbis, any substantial percentage of the peasants, farmers, fishermen, laborers in Galilee were literate.

Even if they had been taught to read parts of the Torah as children, that doesn't mean they could write in literate Greek or Aramaic. Writing is a different skill set than reading
 
You are extremely stupid.
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.
 
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.

You are extremely stupid.
 
Uh oh... That means that he'd actually have to take a stand on something and be able to support his position... :laugh:
The first part comes just from lifting it off the internet, but there isn't any way thereafter for Cypress to support it without claiming omniscience.
 
You are extremely stupid.
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.
 
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.

You are extremely stupid.
 
There is no after the fact.
You never learned tenses in English grammar, I see.

Yes, there is a past tense. Once the past happens, the outcome is fixed and no longer subject to probabilities. I'm sorry but you can't get around that. Probabilities only apply to future events. Once they occur, the probabilities no longer apply.

Pro Tip: Don't attempt to discuss quantum mechanics until you wrap your head around what I just explained to you.

Ergo, you will be wrong every time you pretend to claim that your speculation of the unobserved past, based on your declaration of irrelevant probabilities, is somehow "knowledge."

If literacy in the Roman Empire was incredibly rare for all but the wealthy, it was incredibly rare.
How does this empower you to declare specific individuals of the unobserved past to be illiterate?

The demographics of the disciples is well covered.
The demographics of Jesus' disciples is well speculated, often by irrelevant probability fallacies.

They weren't the kind of people who were likely to be literate in Aramaic, much less Greek which was the original language of the gospels.
Talk to me about Peter. Tell me how you know that his parents didn't have him learn Greek in school, or how you know that his parents didn't speak Greek at home.

Regardless of who was judging Peter and John and why, they were known to be illiterate,
They weren't known to be illiterate. They were perceived to be ignorant by stupid people. Shall I take it that you don't understand the semantic chasm separating those two statements?

Again in the unlikely case they were literate, it wouldn't be in Greek.
... and in the case in which Peter spoke Greek, your argument is FALSE.
 
According to Wiki, most scholars say the Koine Greek word agrammatoi (ἀγράμματοι) can be literally translated as "unlettered" or "illiterate".
Wikipedia is usually incorrect, which is why only the intellectually lazy use it and why all others dismiss Wikipedia references summarily. Get an authoritative source.

The culture of Jesus' day is very similar to that of modern day Afghanistan, where most are illiterate, everything is based on tribalism, the laws are similar, everything is determined by the village elders, and the word for "illiterate" is the normal word for ignorant/stupid. In English, the words "stupid," "moron" and "idiot" no longer carry their original meaning and today merely carry a disrespectful slur.

To the surprise of those who perceived Peter as ignorant, he spoke boldly with the fire of the Holy Spirit. Then, Peter silenced them all with the miracle he performed. The passage speaks to the surprise of mistaken people, not to the illiteracy of Peter.

You did not do well on the SAT. Ask me how I know.

Peter was a fisherman by trade.
... or his family had a substantial fishing business that he ran.

I think we can be reasonably certain a fisherman from Galilee would not be expected to be able to write in Greek
I think we can be reasonably certain that a wealthy family from Greece would preserve the family traditions.
 
You are extremely stupid.
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.
 
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.

You are extremely stupid.
 
You are extremely stupid.
Who was the one that insisted that "not a book" is a book? Answer: it was the total moron!

Remember, it takes you two weeks of study and an hour of preparation to muster a mere "fuck you." I'd hate to think of how much of your life you'd have to put on hold to actually add value to a conversation.
 
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