JPP Experts

[Cypress]

LOL. Like you have ever done stratigraphy. LOL. I remember the old days drafting by hand entire columns using those Stadtler pens. And there's ZERO chance you've ever done a correlation of anything let alone a fence diagram.

You're a joke.

So you managed to Google a few words of stratigraphy, but you don't have the knowledge or background to realize how stupid you sound.

Creating cross sections with Stadtler pens is like a child boasting about making drawings with crayons.

As professionals we were trained in sequence stratigraphy, chronostratigraphy, and seismic stratigraphy using geophysical logs and top of the line stratigraphic and seismic analysis proprietary software like Landmark's Stratworks.

 

[Cypress]

LOL. Not surprised.



You desperately need me to be more ignorant of geology than you are. Too bad for you.

You really should pay more attention to what is going on in the world. It's ChatGPT, moron. What kind of idiot hasn't heard that acronym by now?????

I'm not surprised someone who lies about having a glorious 'geochem' Phd is also stealing language from Wikipedia and using Chat-whatever. I don't need those because I write in my own words.

I am seriously embarrassed for you that you attempted to impress me with tales about your little Straedtler pens, coloring pencils and paper/velum cross sections.

Professionals use advanced proprietary software to conduct stratigraphic and lithologic analysis on geophysical logs and seismic data.

 

[IBDaMann]

I deny education? I think you will find it is you claiming that education is just indoctrination, and has no value.

When leftists shout "education!" they mean "indoctrination of our children into Marxism so we can easily control the next generation!" which of course has no value to anyone except to the leftists shouting "education!" When leftists shout "Support our children!" they mean "Give more power to the teachers' union and alleviate their debilitating accountability to parents for results!"

"Education" is the left's euphemism for "fascism."

Maybe when Into the Night offers to teach you something, you should consider checking your hatred for learning at the door and take some notes. You might find it useful not being as stupid as a 25-lb bag of compost.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

I got the T-shirt...

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Unlike you, I never claimed to be an expert, but I did take the Electrical Engineering courses when I got my Computer Engineering bachelors degree. I have the educational background to become a licensed Electrical Engineer.

I am sure you feel your elementary school understanding of mathematics and science makes you an expert, but I am here to tell you that you are wrong.

Well, I'm not an electrical engineer. Instead, I'm the guy that calls up the electrical engineer that made the print I'm looking at and tells him "What the fuck were you thinking? This screwed up worse than a soup sandwich! It's gonna be a sea of red fucking ink by the time I get this shit installed. Fuck you very much you goddamned retard!"

 

[IBDaMann]

Unlike you, I never claimed to be an expert,

Hey moron, I am the one claiming to be the expert, not anybody else, so stop assigning bogus positions to other people you fucking shit for brains. Why don't you tell me your problems so I can rip you the new one that you've always wanted?

... but I did take the Electrical Engineering courses when I got my Computer Engineering bachelors degree.

Big fucking deal. Everybody took those courses, didn't they? What schlep doesn't know that material like the fucking back of his hand? Are you somehow looking for fucking bonus points?

Do you have a point or did you just wake up this morning and decide to waste some bandwidth today?

I have the educational background to become a licensed Electrical Engineer.

So you're not a licensed electrical engineer. That's all you had to write. It's not any sort of religious title so you don't have to write it in upper case.

I am sure you feel your elementary school understanding of mathematics and science makes you an expert, but I am here to tell you that you are wrong.

Easy there, shit for brains ... I'll be the judge here, and ... you're an idiot. You don't get to declare the education of others, and Into the Night has more than amply demonstrated his education. You, on the other hand, haven't demonstrated anything beyond your ability to distinguish between a keyboard and a mouse, which shows that with enough practice, almost anyone can learn almost anything.

 

[IBDaMann]

Well, I'm not an electrical engineer. Instead, I'm the guy that calls up the electrical engineer that made the print I'm looking at and tells him "What the fuck were you thinking? This screwed up worse than a soup sandwich! It's gonna be a sea of red fucking ink by the time I get this shit installed. Fuck you very much you goddamned retard!"

You might have to apologize to some electrical engineers for confusing them with poor technical writers.

 

[Saint Guinefort]

So you managed to Google a few words of stratigraphy, but you don't have the knowledge or background to realize how stupid you sound.

LOL. I wasn't an oilfield brat like you probably were (assuming you aren't just lying about being a "geophysicist", which I think is more likely). So my sed-strat stuff didn't end up being a huge thing for me. Especially since I wound up working as a chemist rather than a geologist.

Creating cross sections with Stadtler pens is like a child boasting about making drawings with crayons.

Nope. It's how we did it back in the 80's and 90's. You may be too young. As a geologist back in those days you had 3 things of supreme value for you: your statdler pens, your brunton and a nice rock hammer.

As professionals we were trained in sequence stratigraphy, chronostratigraphy, and seismic stratigraphy using geophysical logs and top of the line stratigraphic and seismic analysis proprietary software like Landmark's Stratworks.

(Kudos on the googling).

You are young, obviously. I go tmy BS in '86 so we all had to do our drafting manually. It was before software and GIS. I think it gave you a better connection to the formations. When you have to draw all the little dashes for the shales you really got it in your head this was a shale. It wasn't until about '90 that I had access to a computerized system. It was a crude system written in C for entering in borehole data from coal measures in the Illinois Basin. Took old written well logs recorded by the geologists sitting the wells and it did require a bit of knowledge about the formations and correlations.

Field camp was also mapping by hand on an old Plane table and Alidade. And you drew the maps by hand afterwards.

Those who came before you spoiled brats had to do it all by hand. You wouldn't have lasted even through your undergrad if you had to do it by hand. If you think the Stadtler pens were like crayons that's because you never had to learn that skill.

 

[Saint Guinefort]

Professionals use advanced proprietary software to conduct stratigraphic and lithologic analysis on geophysical logs and seismic data.

I am a chemist by career. Geochemist by degree. Sorry you are confused. You wouldn't understand chemistry (as has been shown) so you wouldn't understand how one could make the jump.

You probably just sit wells and data enter. You didn't learn how REAL geology was done. LOL.

 

[IBDaMann]

I'm not surprised someone who lies about having a glorious 'geochem' Phd is also stealing language from Wikipedia and using Chat-whatever.

Some of us have had the pleasure over the last several months of dealing with a self-proclaimed "biogeochemist" PhD who copy-pastes from Wikipedia. Lucky us. He likes to talk about "organic carbon" ... like that's a thing.

I feel for you.

 

[IBDaMann]

You didn't learn how REAL geology was done.

Don't keep us in suspense. How is REAL geology done. I wasn't aware that geology was "done." Are you saying that you can put a fork in it? I was under the strange impression that geology was a collection of models, to include chemistry models.

... but geology is "done" you say. I'm all ears.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

You might have to apologize to some electrical engineers for confusing them with poor technical writers.

They are required by law to sign off and put their PE seal on the drawings. They're the responsible party. If their underlings are idiots and the PE signed off on it, it's the PE's fault.

 

[Saint Guinefort]

I'm not surprised someone who lies about having a glorious 'geochem' Phd is also stealing language from Wikipedia and using Chat-whatever. I don't need those because I write in my own words.

I am seriously embarrassed for you that you attempted to impress me with tales about your little Straedtler pens, coloring pencils and paper/velum cross sections.

Professionals use advanced proprietary software to conduct stratigraphic and lithologic analysis on geophysical logs and seismic data.

One other thing: The reason I mentioned the stadtler pens was because it is something all geologists over the age of 50 know but you can't "google" that sort of info.

The fact that you missed it tells me either you are young or you are not a geologist.

 

[Cypress]

One other thing: The reason I mentioned the stadtler pens was because it is something all geologists over the age of 50 know but you can't "google" that sort of info.

The fact that you missed it tells me either you are young or you are not a geologist.

Now you're just boring me.

I don't care about your imaginary 'geochem' PhD, or about your little stadtler pens and crayons you were using in some freshman class.

I spent almost 30 years using advanced stratigraphic, 3d seismic, ArcMap GIS software platforms for stratigraphic, structural, geophysical, and spatial analysis.

I don't have the interest or inclination to hear about your adventures with your stadtler pens and coloring pencils. Maybe there isn't an eight year old here you can regale with tales of your pen and coloring pencil creations. Carry on.

 

[Cypress]

Some of us have had the pleasure over the last several months of dealing with a self-proclaimed "biogeochemist" PhD who copy-pastes from Wikipedia. Lucky us. He likes to talk about "organic carbon" ... like that's a thing.

I feel for you.

Oh, so I'm not the only one who thinks the whole glorious "biogeochemist" PhD story is bogus, and that the stealing language from Wikipedia is utterly transparent.

 

[IBDaMann]

Oh, so I'm not the only one who thinks the whole glorious "biogeochemist" PhD story is bogus, and that the stealing language from Wikipedia is utterly transparent.

You are not the only one. I did a little research on the subject HERE just to lay it to rest.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Now you're just boring me.

I don't care about your imaginary 'geochem' PhD, or about your little stadtler pens and crayons you were using in some freshman class.

I spent almost 30 years using advanced stratigraphic, 3d seismic, ArcMap GIS software platforms for stratigraphic, structural, geophysical, and spatial analysis.

I don't have the interest or inclination to hear about your adventures with your stadtler pens and coloring pencils. Maybe there isn't an eight year old here you can regale with tales of your pen and coloring pencil creations. Carry on.

You have to admit that Perry is very adept at using Google and Wiki.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You are not the only one. I did a little research on the subject HERE just to lay it to rest.

Did Into the Night and gfm7175 hold your hand while you did your "little research", Sybil?

 

[IBDaMann]

Did Into the Night and gfm7175 hold your hand while you did your "little research", Sybil?

How could they do that? They are me, as is Cypress.

You are overdue for listing off my eleven other socks.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Geology...