Limericks

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There not contradictory at all. Aplomb means self confident and in this context bombed means to fail. Self confident people fail all the time. As for rhyming it not only rhymes it has the correct aabba meter for a limerick.

Aplomb and bomb rhyme, but aplomb and bombed don't.

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There once was a hat named Tom
Who was mad that I fucked his mom
I smacked her ass with my belt
She had an odor of smelt
But it was better than my palm

Dreadful, palm doesn't rhyme with anything. Stick to fucking dwarves you have a real talent for that.

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There's a truly sad fuck called Ewer
Who I'd like to see roast on a skewer
His wife is his right hand
Which obeys every command
And beats his meat until it's bluer



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[Mott the Hoople]

Aplomb and bomb rhyme, but aplomb and bombed don't.

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Sure they do.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Tom why are you such a meanie?
When Buck is such a weenie.
Poor Billies a sot,
Not funny like Mott.
And your poems are very unseemly.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Mott is a boy from Peru
while he was in his canoe
thinking of Venus
playing with his penis
and came up with a handful of goo, goo, goo.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott is a boy from Peru
while he was in his canoe
thinking of Venus
playing with his penis
and came up with a handful of goo, goo, goo.

Ewww!

 

[MAGA MAN]

Mott is from Ohio, Columbus
thinks it a place that is wondrous
works with chem waste
which fried his brain haste
now he's a moot fool among us.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

There once was a right leaning thinker.
Who's poems were real stinkers.
He should really write prose.
As his poems are so gross.
And with verse he should not tinker.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Rune is a lib from Cape Cod
who got Darla to polish his rod
then that Fucking Viking
became not her liking
so now he's a sour old sod.

 

[MAGA MAN]

There once was a right leaning thinker.
Who's poems were real stinkers.
He should really write prose.
As his poems are so gross.
And with verse he should not tinker.

That's terrible Moot.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Tom used his real name in the forum
but libs didn't like his decorum
so they attacked his persona
that, he did not wanna
so changed his name to something borin'.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That's terrible Moot.

Hickory dickory dock.
You can suck my cock.
You're a mean spirited prick.
With a wee little dick,
And we all know what you do with your sock!

 

[MAGA MAN]

Hickory dickory dock.
You can suck my cock.
You're a mean spirited prick.
With a wee little dick,
And we all know what you do with your sock!

Now you went from terrible to pitiful.

 

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Rune is a lib from Cape Cod
who got Darla to polish his rod
then that Fucking Viking
became not her liking
so now he's a sour old sod.

Not bad but it would scan better if changed a little!

Rune is a lib from Cape Cod
Who got Darla to polish his knob
Then that fucking grim Viking
Was no longer to her liking
So now he's a bitter old sod.


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There once was a right leaning thinker.
Who's poems were real stinkers.
He should really write prose.
As his poems are so gross.
And with verse he should not tinker.

Are you going to tell me that prose and gross rhyme as well?

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[Mott the Hoople]

Are you going to tell me that prose and gross rhyme as well?

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Yes. They do.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott is from Ohio, Columbus
thinks it a place that is wondrous
works with chem waste
which fried his brain haste
now he's a moot fool among us.

meh...pretty good but the fifth verse needs work.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Now you went from terrible to pitiful.

Actually the most disturbing thing about this limerick is I thought it up in the shower.

 

[Buckly J. Ewer]

There once was a hermit named Yakoff...

Tom is a rapist farang...

I like Limericks...