Thanks for that vision. Now I need to blow my brains out just to get rid of it.
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Thanks for that vision. Now I need to blow my brains out just to get rid of it.
Yo pussy can't even put a simple limerick together. lol
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You've had two days to come up with something decent, pathetic is what I say.
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Buckly J. Ewer
Racism Whistleblower
I thought limericks were cool when I was about 18 years old...
Now it is much cooler to just make fun of assholes like Tom.
Poor Tom...
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You're just too stupid to write a Limerick, nobody is fooled .
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Yet you started to write one and failed lol
Buckly J. Ewer
Racism Whistleblower
No, I started one, realized how pathetic writing a limerick is and what a base and childish form of amusement it is, and decided to just insult Tom straight away.
I have written better limericks than you could ever imagine ... back when I was about 18...
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Tom? An asshole? Naaaaa....Tom's not that big an asshole. I mean I oughta know. I'm a waaaaay bigger asshole.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
It's not nice to be mean to poor Buck.
Even though his limerick did suck.
He tried to think witty,
but it came out shitty.
So the poor fella was just out of luck.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
FTFY
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
My mission here has been accomplished then.
Buckly J. Ewer
Racism Whistleblower
Your assholisness doesn't hold a candle to the asshole Tom is...
Remember he defends convicted rapists and is pro-pollution as he shills for the oil corporations denying global warming exists.
That is an asshole.
You are just occasionally rude and that is really a commendable characteristic.
Buckly J. Ewer
Racism Whistleblower
The last line has an awkward pentameter and like any good joke should have the punch line in the last few words.
That last line was just a reach to find a rhyme with suck and Buck...
It makes the whole limerick anti climactic and fall flat
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Nostradumbarse is the crème de la crème of arseholes, has he ever said or done anything to prove otherwise?
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Buckly J. Ewer
Racism Whistleblower
There once was a lady from Dallas ...
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus...
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
Tom is a pro-pollution, pro-rape farang ...
It doesn't rhyme, but it is true.
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus...
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
Tom is a pro-pollution, pro-rape farang ...
It doesn't rhyme, but it is true.
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I just love how fucking crazy and unhinged you are, no wonder your wife left you.
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This is the truth
It's not nice to be mean to poor Buck.
Even though his limerick did suck.
He tried to think witty,
but it came out shitty.
His wife left him 'cause he's a fuck.
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