Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
If Te'o was dumb enough to get duped by an online hoax of such intimate nature, then he deserves to be humiliated. It might even help him from getting into more bad publicity throughout his career with the NFL. After all, teams have had to put up with far worse than this (i.e. drunk driving, murder trials, dog fighting scandals, bar fights, domestic violence, substance abuse, etc.), and if this is the worst that Te'o has to offer, I think the GM's that are interested in a new linebacker can breath a sigh of relief. He might lose out on ever being a team captain for a long time to come...