The awesomeness of cycling

[Cancel 2016.2]

the trinity is against biking. it is settled.

So, what you are saying is the tiny trinity needs a good beat down. That can be arranged. Come on out to CO and I will buy you drinks after you realize your folly.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

So, what you are saying is the tiny trinity needs a good beat down. That can be arranged. Come on out to CO and I will buy you drinks after you realize your folly.

You don't even need to beat them down. Just take them for the drinks and when they see how much more lady action you're getting then their fat out of shape pasty white asses are getting they might have a change of mind.

 

[/MSG/]

So, what you are saying is the tiny trinity needs a good beat down. That can be arranged. Come on out to CO and I will buy you drinks after you realize your folly.

You don't even need to beat them down. Just take them for the drinks and when they see how much more lady action you're getting then their fat out of shape pasty white asses are getting they might have a change of mind.

O R'lyeh? You two might be forgetting just who exactly the fuck I am.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

O R'lyeh? You two might be forgetting just who exactly the fuck I am.

Nope... not forgetting... you're from Detroit. You could only be weaker if you came from Ohio.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

O R'lyeh? You two might be forgetting just who exactly the fuck I am.

Yea..you're the pasty assed fat white guy from Detroit with a huge gun collection.......sir.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

O R'lyeh? You two might be forgetting just who exactly the fuck I am.

who exactly the fuck are you?

 

[/MSG/]

who exactly the fuck are you?

I am a bad mother fucker, that's who the fuck I am. I eat razor wire and piss napalm. You can't step to me.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

I am a bad mother fucker, that's who the fuck I am. I eat razor wire and piss napalm. You can't step to me.

uh, ok.

but i eat napalm and piss razor wire. suck on that!

 

[The Dude]

It has nothing to do with the bikers and everything to do with pedestrians. It would be a constant game of frogger. The odds are substantially higher for a biker to hit a pedestrian who steps in front of them unaware of a bike coming up behind them than it is for a car to hit a cyclist. Most cyclists get hit either because they are not following the traffic laws or the drivers of cars are not.

Nearly ever serious biker I ever knew has Ben hit by a car t least once, that said in New Orleans we ave drive through bars.

 

[/MSG/]

uh, ok.

but i eat napalm and piss razor wire. suck on that!

Just because you have the clap doesn't make you a badass.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I am a bad mother fucker, that's who the fuck I am. I eat razor wire and piss napalm. You can't step to me.

That's what she said.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Nearly ever serious biker I ever knew has Ben hit by a car t least once, that said in New Orleans we ave drive through bars.

My best friend just recenlty got t-boned while out on his bike. He lost his leg. Some 85 yo lady didn't see him coming down the road and pulled into her driveway at the exact moment he was passing her coming the opposite direction. How he didnt' get killed is beyond me.

 

[Damocles]

Is anybody going to talk about the awesomeness of biking in this thread?

 

[Minister of Truth]

No, because driving and specifically, off-roading, is much more awesome.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Biking is for the Dennis Christopher's And Freddie Mercury's of the world...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Is anybody going to talk about the awesomeness of biking in this thread?

Since you quit smoking are you going to start riding again?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

No, because driving and specifically, off-roading, is much more awesome.

It's still biking you moron!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Biking is for the Dennis Christopher's And Freddie Mercury's of the world...

You forgot the gun shot and cancer survivors of the world.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I only cared about Armstrong because he was racing in France.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I only cared about Armstrong because he was racing in France.

Oh lord. Not another Francophobe. You need to share a plate of Coq au Vin with a Parisian courtesan and a nice glass of Bordeaux and just get over it!