The Official Barbie Movie Thread

[BidenPresident]

It’s a fucking movie. Wtf is wrong with you fucking morons.

A movie advertising a Mattel product.

 

[Hawkeye10]

A movie advertising a Mattel product.

Speaking of liars.....

 

[Concart]

Movies are very important in cultures, have been for over 100 years, and this is not just another movie...but then again you are a huuuuge liar.

Poor little snowflake. Offended by a movie about a doll.

ROTFLMFAO!!! You are a complete fucking tool.

 

[Hawkeye10]

So much for my theory that this movie is fun:

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1682754378455818241

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1682172080047923201

 

[Concart]

So much for my theory that this movie is fun:

I doubt you would think the movie is fun. Hope none of the women you like to abuse get to see this, you'll be fucked.

My God, is there anything that won't offend the anti-woke fucktards? Seems like the answer is no.

 

[Concart]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1682172080047923201

Completely missed the point of that scene. Of course that's no surprise.

I guarantee you are whining about a movie you haven't seen. Because you are a fucking moron

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1681717714002247681

Well, Remember how Disney destroyed Star Wars in that same way.

 

[Hawkeye10]

BTW Disney has announced the closure of the brand new Star War Hotel, and that they are backing off the number of Star Wars franchise movies that they will make.

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1681522511505399809

I have seen lots of upset that the marketing deliberately misrepresents this movie.

 

[evince]

When I watch it two years from now on cable


I’ll smoke a great big bowl first

 

[evince]

Pink has got to be the worst color that exists

 

[Hawkeye10]

We will know something about how people feel about marketing lying about what this movie is by how the Boxoffice progresses. Friday this movie was on track for a $160M opening weekend.....if it ends up below $150 it will be because of bad word of mouth.

 

[Damocles]

This movie offers nothing of interest to me. They (producers and advertisements) have shown nothing to me that makes me want to see this.

 

[BidenPresident]

This movie offers nothing of interest to me. They (producers and advertisements) have shown nothing to me that makes me want to see this.

Looks like a stupid movie about nothing.

 

[Damocles]

Looks like a stupid movie about nothing.

Indeed. Once again rare agreement. First beer flavoring, now this. I fear that this may be seen as the second seal of the apocalypse, the END is upon us!

 

[Geeko Sportivo]

Of course this is a family flick! The adults like it just as the little brats like it.

I saw a clip where Ryan Gosling was all giddi about going over to Barbie's house to do, what he called, some Boyfriend/Girlfriend stuff. But then he admitted, "I am not all that sure what all that entails"!

Hey! I bet he figures it out!

This will probably be about as good as the Flintstones movie. It was funny!

 

[Lightbringer]

I have seen this called WOKE satire though it is clearly WOKE celebration....this is a major moment. We are going to know something about how well the Revolution is doing, how well the resistance to the revolution is doing, and how the rest of the world feels about WOKE by how well this movie does and what people have to say about it. If you have anything to say please put it in this thread.

tyvm

...uh...WHY?!?!?!?!

What possible appeal could that movie hold for you?

 

[Hawkeye10]

It has been called at $155M.