The Trinity

[Dutch Uncle]

"you are wrong".........

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Did you not call him a Demmycunt because he’s a MAGAt?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Did you not call him a Demmycunt because he’s a MAGAt?

OldVibrator?.......no.....he's just another feele minded lib'rul........

 

[Kafka]

"you are wrong".........

You think Jesus likes your message? Cunts and all? Which Gospel did Jesus excoriate the demmycunts? Just curious.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

OldVibrator?.......no.....he's just another feele minded lib'rul........

Thanks for the insight.

 

[IBDaMann]

For the purposes of this forum, I don’t see the Buddhists, Muslims, Daoists or others telling me I’ll go to hell because I mock their god or laugh at them when they call me a Satanist.

... but then again, this is not a Q'ran-centric forum based in Egypt or Pakistan. You'd get quite a different response there.

As far as I’m concerned, all the Abrahamic religions are fucked up.

... says the guy who worships the Global Warming religion! Too funny!

Now, if I were fed a line of bullshit from the Jews or Muslims all my life, that would probably affect my world view.

For example, if someone were to tell you that you should panic and fear and shit in your pants because the Climate Change acceleration is worse than previously feared and WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!... you would let it change your world view, and you would allow others to bend you over furniture and ream you with disinformation until you begged for more and promised to OBEY.

But I wasn’t.

Yes, you absolutely were. That's why you walk funny.

Baby Jesus. Virgin Mary. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem. No Korans handed out in grade school. Just Bibles.

Nope. You were handed a bunch of gibber-babble that planet earth could defy physics, just on account of "human activity" ... and you became indoctrinated. You're stupid/gullibe that way.

You know who affects legislation in my state? Christians, motherfucker. Conservative Christians. And Mormons.

You know who affects legislation in your state? Voters, motherfucker. All the fucking voters ... stupid ass republic. And more voters.

And we see conservative Christians driving legislation nationally.

And we see voters driving legislation nationally. Am I the first person to explain this to you?

Abortion.

Imagine, people fighting against the killing of living humans who have not committed any crime! How much lower can you get?

Aid to Israel.

Imagine, making Israel consider having to face the consequences of the genocide they are perpetrating.

Book banning.

That's mostly leftists. They ban anything and everything that is good literature or that stresses morals and ethics.

Anti-gay and anti-trans bullshit.

You don't have any examples of this. All you have is your insistence that Christians somehow lynch the sexually confused while diverting attention away from the ongoing assault on Christians by the sexually confused.

It’s fucking sad that has to be explained to you.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Just overwhelmed by mu superiority.

YEMV......

 

[Kafka]

YEMV......

Seems you are dancing pretty hard hoping Jesus doesn't see how you act in his name.

Your "witness" leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

This should be a good one for the Bible literalists to explain.

What is this Trinity thing? Is it polytheism or not? When did the NT authors come up with that concept and why? Wasn’t just a single god sufficient? What’s the need for three? Can’t one god handle all its responsibilities?

There are quite a few bizarre concepts in the Bible, but this one is near the top. May be number one!

I thought that Caesar, Pompey, and Crassus were the first trinity.
I could be wrong.
I was really young at the time.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Seems you are dancing pretty hard hoping Jesus doesn't see how you act in his name.

Your "witness" leaves a lot to be desired.

Jesus knows ten thousand times more about how I act than you do.....my witness is fine....its my witnesses like yourself that are totally fucked up........

 

[Kafka]

.....my witness is fine....its my witnesses like yourself that are totally fucked up........

Hope you're right. Matthew 7:15-20

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Hope you're right. Matthew 7:15-20

7:16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

sorry.....perhaps you weren't aware than condemning your false statements IS the good fruit........your hope is irrelevant, along with your judgement......John 3:18, not to mention Matthew 7:1-2.....

7:1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

and the following passage has no additional requirements of meeting Obtenbrator's approval.....

John 3:18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.

 

[Kafka]

your hope is irrelevant, along with your judgement......John 3:18, not to mention Matthew 7:1-2.....

Matthew 7:21

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Matthew 7:21

where did you get the insane idea I had to meet YOUR standards, Pharisee?........

 

[gfm7175]

This should be a good one for the Bible literalists to explain.

Looking forward to the opportunity.

What is this Trinity thing?

Three distinct persons; One single God.

Is it polytheism or not?

No.

When did the NT authors come up with that concept and why?

It's not their concept.

Wasn’t just a single god sufficient?

Yes, and that's what there is.

What’s the need for three?

There isn't any need for three.

Can’t one god handle all its responsibilities?

Yes.

There are quite a few bizarre concepts in the Bible, but this one is near the top. May be number one!

It's definitely an odd/confusing concept, but it's still true (according to The Bible) nonetheless.

 

[Kafka]

where did you get the insane idea I had to meet YOUR standards, Pharisee?........

I know you by the fruit you bear.

 

[Kafka]

sorry.....perhaps you weren't aware than condemning your false statements IS the good fruit........your hope is irrelevant, along with your judgement......John 3:18, not to mention Matthew 7:1-2.....



and the following passage has no additional requirements of meeting Obtenbrator's approval.....

Glad to see you have toted up the various places where you have fallen far short in your witness. Now try to be better.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I know you by the fruit you bear.

/shrugs......I have no respect for the poisonous fruit you have a taste for......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Glad to see you have toted up the various places where you have fallen far short in your witness. Now try to be better.

child, you know where you can store your opinions of where I have fallen short.....

 

[Kafka]

child, you know where you can store your opinions of where I have fallen short.....

Oh someone's feeling a wee bit of guilt for witnessing like a douche.

 

[Kafka]

/shrugs......I have no respect for the poisonous fruit you have a taste for......

Just because I know the Bible doesn't mean I can't discuss Christianity with you.