Boris The Animal
It's Just Boris!
OK gang, as the title implies, anything goes (within reason). Ethnic jokes, jokes about tragedies (9-11 for example I have a few goodies there) and so forth. So give us your worst!! 
Totally tasteless jokes, one liners, quips, and other assorted goodies!!
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Boris The Animal
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This one is for Howey, I once knew a man who was as dumb as a sack of gravel who thought "innuendo" was an Italian suppository.
Boris The Animal
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OK, Ever wonder why New Yorkers are some of the world's fastest readers?
Well, they can do 110 stories in five seconds.
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What color were Mohammad Atta's eyes?
Blue
One "Blue" this way and one "blue" that way
Blue
One "Blue" this way and one "blue" that way
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What kind of pizza did the office on the 87th floor of the North Tower order for lunch?
Two Large Plains.
Two Large Plains.
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What major big box store and restaurant chain will never set up shop in the New WTC?
Target and IHOP.
Target and IHOP.
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did you hear about the new line of tires Borelli introduced?
Well, Dago t'rough da snow, Dago t'rough da mud, and Dago t'rough da rain, and when they go flat, Dago Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop....
Well, Dago t'rough da snow, Dago t'rough da mud, and Dago t'rough da rain, and when they go flat, Dago Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop....
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How to piss off an Irish dude in two words.
England Rules!
England Rules!
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Pretty much. Fuck England.
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What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk.
One less drunk.
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What's the difference between a nigger and snow tires?
Snow tires dont sing when you put chains on em
Snow tires dont sing when you put chains on em
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If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours.
If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.
What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?
Say, "drop it, negro."
If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.
What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?
Say, "drop it, negro."
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How do you fit four queers on one bar stool?
Turn it over.
Turn it over.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
It means the future will be great!
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
They think its whale shit!
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit in his face
A gorilla shit in his face