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Why can't they find a cure for AIDS?
Scientists can't get mice to butt fuck
Scientists can't get mice to butt fuck
Totally tasteless jokes, one liners, quips, and other assorted goodies!!
- Thread starter Boris The Animal
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Did you hear about the queer dinosaur they discovered?
It's called Megasoreass
It's called Megasoreass
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What do queers call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps
Speed bumps
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Why don't vampires go south of the border?
EVery time they suck a Mexicans blood theY get the shits
EVery time they suck a Mexicans blood theY get the shits
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How do you know when Mexicans move into your neighborhood?
The niggers geT car insurance
The niggers geT car insurance
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Why did they remov3 911 from police cars?
Because Mexicans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches
Because Mexicans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Well, that's one way to fuck up a thread. Thanks, ILA...
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Maybe you didn't understand the title of the thread. It is totally tasteless jokes. I gots more.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
He said within reason. You also didn't have to spit out as many bombs as you could muster...
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They were within reason. And admit it you laughed
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I don't think there many, or indeed any, on here that appreciate racist jokes. Certainly ones that are as crude as those.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondike.
A Klondike.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
A young man goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm 18!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're 18."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm 18!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're 18."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Based on a true Ohioan story.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
I don't mind a good one, but I've yet to see any on here.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
What did ILA get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Your bike.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
What's the difference between ILA and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
What did ILA say when he lost his virginity?
Get off me Mom! You're crushing my cigerettes!
Get off me Mom! You're crushing my cigerettes!