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[Mott the Hoople]

3D walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whisky. The bartender lines them up and starts pouring. 3D begins slamming them down and the bartender asks him. So buddy, what you celebrating. Between gulps 3D says "My first blow job". The bartender smiles, starts to pour him a shot and says "Well hell....here's one on me!".

3D shakes his head and say "No thanks, if five shots won't get that taste out of my mouth....."

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

we know you dont like thinking people

so you are saying he likes you?

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

3D walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whisky. The bartender lines them up and starts pouring. 3D begins slamming them down and the bartender asks him. So buddy, what you celebrating. Between gulps 3D says "My first blow job". The bartender smiles, starts to pour him a shot and says "Well hell....here's one on me!".

3D shakes his head and say "No thanks, if five shots won't get that taste out of my mouth....."

LMAO

 

[Minister of Truth]

Dammit, Mott, the subject line said "tasteless!!"

 

[Boris The Animal]

A Polack went to the tux shop to rent a tuxedo. The clerk ask him, "What's the occasion?" Then the Polack says, "Vell, I'm going to the doctor's for a vasectomy". "A vasectomy" the clerk replies. The Polack says, "yes. If I'm going to be impotent, I may as well look impotent".