FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
If they have repetedly lied to you to manipulate you then you can think of it as a suggetion of a much better use of tehir time.
Masturbation is a much better endevor than lying people to make them do what you want them to do.
Desh, I was pointing out the ridiculousness of your equivalization. But whatever. People do stuff like that all the time, and if I try to correct each and every one of you I am liable to lose (even more) sanity.