signalmankenneth
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David Lanz - The Good Life
Good Morning.
Or rather not. Sitting here ashen faced, attired, as i am, in our best funeral suit, i am not ashamed to say my face is, once again, awash with tears. I am sorry to say we have lost one of our number. There has been a death in the family. 007 is no more. Our own psychotic Timothy Daltons has been bumped of by the combined might of sinister cat-stroking king-pin of crime, Damocles, and his ruthless henchmen, probably by means of an exploding snake secreted in a poisoned cake or something.
As the most serious poster on the board i have been asked to say a few short words by themurderersmanagement.
What can one say about 007? Basically he was a bit of a cu...er...he was a very misunderstood man, a man of passion, a fiercely loyal family man. I can't say that I knew 007 well but there was always something about him. Something intangible. I can't quite put my finger on it but he always reminded me of someone. You know who that person was? That's right, you're probably already way ahead of me here. Our own Queen of Hearts, Princess Lady Diana Spencers. Like her he was born. There are simply too many similarities to mention.
What better way of honouring the memory of our dearly beloved friend, 007, than to invite Sir Elton Johns to deliver his own tribute. Do feel free to sing along.
Goodbye Double O
Though I never knew you at all
You cursed and swore a lot
Then swore and cursed some more
You crawled out of the toilet
And you landed on the floor
Where Maineman trod on you
When he opened Boston's door.
Chorus
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a frightened little man
Calling Tom a hat and Desh a twat
Hiding in the can.
And I would have liked to have known you
Before your permaban
Now we're all just killing time
Waiting for Southern Man.
R.I.P. 007 (2012-13)
Good Morning.
Or rather not. Sitting here ashen faced, attired, as i am, in our best funeral suit, i am not ashamed to say my face is, once again, awash with tears. I am sorry to say we have lost one of our number. There has been a death in the family. 007 is no more. Our own psychotic Timothy Daltons has been bumped of by the combined might of sinister cat-stroking king-pin of crime, Damocles, and his ruthless henchmen, probably by means of an exploding snake secreted in a poisoned cake or something.
As the most serious poster on the board i have been asked to say a few short words by themurderersmanagement.
What can one say about 007? Basically he was a bit of a cu...er...he was a very misunderstood man, a man of passion, a fiercely loyal family man. I can't say that I knew 007 well but there was always something about him. Something intangible. I can't quite put my finger on it but he always reminded me of someone. You know who that person was? That's right, you're probably already way ahead of me here. Our own Queen of Hearts, Princess Lady Diana Spencers. Like her he was born. There are simply too many similarities to mention.
What better way of honouring the memory of our dearly beloved friend, 007, than to invite Sir Elton Johns to deliver his own tribute. Do feel free to sing along.
Goodbye Double O
Though I never knew you at all
You cursed and swore a lot
Then swore and cursed some more
You crawled out of the toilet
And you landed on the floor
Where Maineman trod on you
When he opened Boston's door.
Chorus
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a frightened little man
Calling Tom a hat and Desh a twat
Hiding in the can.
And I would have liked to have known you
Before your permaban
Now we're all just killing time
Waiting for Southern Man.
R.I.P. 007 (2012-13)
Good Morning.
Or rather not. Sitting here ashen faced, attired, as i am, in our best funeral suit, i am not ashamed to say my face is, once again, awash with tears. I am sorry to say we have lost one of our number. There has been a death in the family. 007 is no more. Our own psychotic Timothy Daltons has been bumped of by the combined might of sinister cat-stroking king-pin of crime, Damocles, and his ruthless henchmen, probably by means of an exploding snake secreted in a poisoned cake or something.
As the most serious poster on the board i have been asked to say a few short words by themurderersmanagement.
What can one say about 007? Basically he was a bit of a cu...er...he was a very misunderstood man, a man of passion, a fiercely loyal family man. I can't say that I knew 007 well but there was always something about him. Something intangible. I can't quite put my finger on it but he always reminded me of someone. You know who that person was? That's right, you're probably already way ahead of me here. Our own Queen of Hearts, Princess Lady Diana Spencers. Like her he was born. There are simply too many similarities to mention.
What better way of honouring the memory of our dearly beloved friend, 007, than to invite Sir Elton Johns to deliver his own tribute. Do feel free to sing along.
Goodbye Double O
Though I never knew you at all
You cursed and swore a lot
Then swore and cursed some more
You crawled out of the toilet
And you landed on the floor
Where Maineman trod on you
When he opened Boston's door.
Chorus
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a frightened little man
Calling Tom a hat and Desh a twat
Hiding in the can.
And I would have liked to have known you
Before your permaban
Now we're all just killing time
Waiting for Southern Man.
R.I.P. 007 (2012-13)
This time I am listening "Baby" by Justin Babrbier
Here are some of my favorite songs
Bad romance by Lady Gaga
Ring my bell
That's my name.