What in the world is going on?
For the first time since Saturday afternoon i decide to post in a state of stone cold sobriety and i find the board adorned with all manner of weird acoutriments. A confused cove presses the wrong button and is slapped round the chops with a baffling array of boxes asking for one's preference on "Block Footers" and suchlike. I shall be having none of that tommyrot, do you hear me?
One has more pressing matters to attend to.
I have become a hunter, ladies and gentlemen. None of that gathering shit for me, oh no. One is getting back to nature and pitting one's wits 'gainst one's prey, with a steely determination and not a little blood-lust.
What's that you say? You thought all us namby-pamby pansy-ass Europeans were too busy sipping fine Chianti's with dungeon bound Aunties, after being comprehensively de-gunned by our totalitarian governments? Think again, sister. One may not be packing quite so much Glock as, say, a motorcycling ninja, but if air-rifles are your thing then prepare to swing.
Yes, this monstrous creature is my target.
Behold...the beast.
Hillary - the very essence of evil.
Of course, my rat does not possess its own rubber ring and has no access to swimming facilities. It has been sighted skulking about in the back garden stealing food left out for cuter wildlife. With my trusty gun, Barack, loaded up with the pellets of righteous justice, Hillary's days are numbered.
You is going down, bitch (and not in a good way).
'Thou Shalt Always Kill' - Dan le Sac VS Scroobius Pip
It's perfect Charver, I love it! Especially for today, the theme of which is, put the bitch down!
