What Song Are You Listening To, Right Now?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzSayxVM_E0&feature=related"]YouTube - Santana. Samba Pa Ti[/ame]

If you like this you like Jazz.
 
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKgAEkCKxY&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

Ella and Satchmo
 
"G'day mate"

Can you think of a more welcoming greeting, even if uttered in sinister Germanic tones, more familiar to students studying the Nuremburg War Crimes Tribunals? No, i didn't think so. Well, i hope you're all going to be in Sydney, Australia, around mid-June for World Youth Day, organized by the Catholic Church. The creepy Pope is going to be there and everything.

They seem to be making a real effort to connect with youth, using new fangled media solutions such as computerised socialist networking and word phone exchanging.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7387414.stm

"We're setting up a Facebook style site where priests and young people can just hang out, chat, and exchange pictures in a relaxed informal atmosphere" said one priest returning from a shopping trip carrying a digital camera and a bottle of olive oil. "It's all above board i assure you. There may be some snaps of some priests in their Speedo's, holidaying in Thailand, but there's nothing wrong with that is there?"

Some parents have raised concerns about the site, given recent scandals, but a Vatican spokesman was at pains to point out the majority of priests did not harbour lustful thoughts for children - "Say that there are about 400,000 Catholic priests worldwide and something like 5% of those were paedophiles. That would mean that, when you think about it, there are probably only around 20,000 priests with an unhealthy interest in children."

So if you're in Australia during the Summer and you receive a text asking if you'd like to pop down the the local Church to kneel down and touch the priest's hassocks. Don't be alarmed it's just the Pope being friendly.

'God Is A DJ' - Faithless
 
Would you want this guy texting you?

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Seriously, charver is right. Dude is creepy...

Twisted Sister - Captain Howdy
 
It's because he's from Romania. You know what is in Romania? Transylvania. Look at that face and then connect the dots. It doesn't take a genius.
 
Hello, dracula's from there. The dark prince?

He was a republican you know. They've recently unearthed artifacts indicating such.
Don't be giving out Cheney's secrets now. He'll be running for President in another century or so.
 
I don't wish to piss on anyone's chips here, but isn't the creepy Pope from Austria?

He was in the Hitler Youth and everything. When i say he was "in" the Hitler Youth i, of course, mean he was a member.
 
I don't wish to piss on anyone's chips here, but isn't the creepy Pope from Austria?

He was in the Hitler Youth and everything. When i say he was "in" the Hitler Youth i, of course, mean he was a member.
Austria...

The place of "Dungeons"... He also quit the Hitler Youth thing, being forced to join something doesn't necessarily mean he liked doing it. Now what one does in one's own dungeon, that is a different matter!
 
I don't wish to piss on anyone's chips here, but isn't the creepy Pope from Austria?

He was in the Hitler Youth and everything. When i say he was "in" the Hitler Youth i, of course, mean he was a member.

Ohhh. Damn, that was a good storyline I had going! Why did I think he was Romanian?
 
LOL. Man I just pulled that right out of my butt. I thought it was true. It's as if, I woke up this morning and I was a Republican and just started posting gibberish as facts!
 
Vlad the impaler did produce some material to connect to the current church scandals.

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler[/ame]
 
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If i were being a little pixieish this morning i could combine this
Man I just pulled that right out of my butt.

With this
That's not what you told me before I took off my panties! Heartless bastard!

and draw all sorts of strange conclusions.

Thank God that i am an old school gentlemen who wouldn't dream of doing such a thing, eh?
 
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