With your 60" belt size, when was the last time a woman looked at you without laughing? The internet allows you to have a pretend wife but in reality your little pink penis hasn't been hard since daddy Bush was potus. Your man boobs are a GG and at risk for boob cancer. You are 5ft tall, 3ft wide, and can't fit through the door of your double-wide trailer. There's no way your fat ass could fit in a pilot seat. You're a phony, Dutch boy. Everyone knows it. Your big mouth would never show up for a real life JPP gathering because Top could kick your ass. amirite