Why have kids?

[Mott the Hoople]

If you don't want to have kids, then don't. Why would this be a big deal for you?

Cause he's scared.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

If you don't want to have kids, then don't. Why would this be a big deal for you?

his biological clock only works twice a day....

 

[cancel2 2022]

I know numerous people my age now having kids.... well, actually 2-3. It freaks me the fuck out. One of my best friends is married. WHAT?!?! There is no way I am anywhere near to wanting to have kids. Why would anyone want a kid? They tie you down, they cost a shitload of money to raise and care for, you can't have adventures anymore. When did I go from being a carefree young adult to having everyone around me getting married and having children? what the flying FUCK is going on?

You sound like a latter day Holden Caulfield.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

If you don't want to have kids, then don't. Why would this be a big deal for you?

cause im also scared of dying at 80 years old completely alone and unloved by anyone

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

No one loves you anyway, grind.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

cause im also scared of dying at 80 years old completely alone and unloved by anyone

There is that; but we'll all still love you, grind.

 

[zappasguitar]

cause im also scared of dying at 80 years old completely alone and unloved by anyone

The Tao of Zappa says that only when you are actively NOT searching for that which you desire, will what you desire come to you.

To find that which you desire, stop looking for it.

In my early 20's I swore off all romantic entanglements. I lived to ski, raft, party, go to concerts, drink and have fun.

I met my future wife one day when she tagged along with a friend to a show we were all attending...we started talking and last October we celebrated our 20th anniversary together.

Give it time...there's someone out there for you...I didn't find mine til I was 28.

 

[Minister of Truth]

No one loves you anyway, grind.

THIS.

 

[Cancel10]

I know numerous people my age now having kids.... well, actually 2-3. It freaks me the fuck out. One of my best friends is married. WHAT?!?! There is no way I am anywhere near to wanting to have kids. Why would anyone want a kid? They tie you down, they cost a shitload of money to raise and care for, you can't have adventures anymore. When did I go from being a carefree young adult to having everyone around me getting married and having children? what the flying FUCK is going on?

It's part of our nature to want to procreate. I'm 25 and not wanting kids anytime soon, but I would like to have a few... someday. Thus far, I have found no woman worthy of bearing my children.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

cause im also scared of dying at 80 years old completely alone and unloved by anyone

Why? You're 22, completely alone and unloved by anyone. Aren't you used to it yet?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Why? You're 22, completely alone and unloved by anyone. Aren't you used to it yet?

Wow, it just continues.

Hey, Grind, you deserve to be alone!!!!!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Why? You're 22, completely alone and unloved by anyone. Aren't you used to it yet?

that's not true.....his mother, whom he considers an idiot for having him, still loves him.....

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

im older than 22

 

[PostmodernProphet]

let's not quibble over months.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

let's not quibble over months.....

He's 24, and will be turning 25 sometime this year...

 

[Damocles]

cause im also scared of dying at 80 years old completely alone and unloved by anyone

Oh, well rest assured that will happen regardless of whether you have kids.

 

[DamnYankee]

Wow Watermark! Your lack of couth is just appalling.

Yup...I'm right..you're fucked up!

Watermark's obviously on the opposite end of the scale as my son: bottom 10% of his class, chose a major with no hope of a related job, and sat in the corner and cried during gym class.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

SM, you are a virus scratching away at every piece of America. Put a bullet in your worthless brain. I am fucking serious. I and every other thinking person would celebrate.

 

[DamnYankee]

Did the gym teacher call you a sissy boy too, or was it just your dad?

 

[WinterBorn]

Kids are the most fun you can have with your clothes on. They remind you of the little things in life that make it worth living.


The best thing you can do is have kids when you are young enough to keep up with them. Screw that "We're not ready for kids yet". You will never be ready.