News Flash!
Texas Secedes! Mexico Attacks!
Govt officials have confirmed that 1 minute after the Texas secession, Mexico has launched an attack across the Rio Grande intent on reclaiming land lost for over 150 years. American military and government will not defend Texas claiming, "It's easier, more productive and more profitable dealing with Mexicans than it is dealing with Texicans."
In other news... Georgia continues to send starving people back to Alabama saying, "When we finish the wall between Ga. and Ala. we won't have to carry the dead weight that is Alabama."
4 African countries continue to send aid to poverty stricken Alabama and Mississippi.
China builds 1st naval base in S. Carolina. Asked why S. Carolina would allow a foreign country to house their military there S. Carolina officials stated, "Yall ever heard of money? They pay, we profit, so what's the big deal, let the market sort it out. They may be small and look funny but at least they ain't black."
LOL, Ceesesh! LOL!