WOW! Dems doing a heluva job already!!!

[uscitizen]

"Darn, I had a question I wanted to ask GOD if I ever het him/her. Now I have forgotten what it was. Oh well. "

The answer is NO. It won't fall off if you keep playing with it.

Nope it is still working fine, wearing glasses though

 

[OrnotBitwise]

Oh that problem will cure itself once the baby tax kicks in to pay for education.

Hey, clever plan. I like it.

 

[NancyPelosi]

When do you get around to outlawing hetero$ exual marriage?

Item #28 on the agenda. We want to outlaw hetero behaviour all together by 2010.

 

[uscitizen]

HeY GOD where are my lotto numbers, Are you sure you are the real GOD ? I am beginning to have a crisis of faith here...

 

[uscitizen]

Hey, clever plan. I like it.

oh a fellow sick bassid huh ?

 

[NancyPelosi]

HeY GOD where are my lotto numbers, Are you sure you are the real GOD ? I am beginning to have a crisis of faith here...

Irrelevent. We're going to outlaw the lotto in mere days.

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

"HeY GOD where are my lotto numbers, Are you sure you are the real GOD ? I am beginning to have a crisis of faith here..."

Sorry man... not my department. Lucifer handles the morons that play the lottery. Tricky lil bastard. I think you may know him as Bill Clinton.

 

[uscitizen]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.....

 

[Care4all]

GOD, where have you been?

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

Damn. I must have missed her.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

oh a fellow sick bassid huh ?

Well, let's face it: it's not heteros per se that are objectionable, it's just the consequences of their perverted sexual practices. No more babies, no more problem, right?

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

"GOD, where have you been?"

Ummm.. like EVERYWHERE.

 

[LadyT]

Damn. I must have missed her.

You don't exist anyway according to our new federal guidelines on education. Item #18 on the agenda.

 

[uscitizen]

"HeY GOD where are my lotto numbers, Are you sure you are the real GOD ? I am beginning to have a crisis of faith here..."

Sorry man... not my department. Lucifer handles the morons that play the lottery. Tricky lil bastard. I think you may know him as Bill Clinton.

Omnipotent and still a burocrat ?

 

[Job]

"GOD, where have you been?"

Ummm.. like EVERYWHERE.

You know, you really hosed me in the Old Testament. Your little ego match with satan cost me dearly, and I never got my apology.

 

[uscitizen]

Well, let's face it: it's not heteros per se that are objectionable, it's just the consequences of their perverted sexual practices. No more babies, no more problem, right?

Absolutely
but most don't think like that you know...


and to think within one generation it would eliminate all death.

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

"You don't exist anyway according to our new federal guidelines on education. Item #18 on the agenda."

I will get you my pretty..... and your lil dog too.

Oh wait... I mean Rob's dog too.

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

"You know, you really hosed me in the Old Testament. Your little ego match with satan cost me dearly, and I never got my apology."

Well ya see Job... I just didn't care back in those days. So nana nana na na.

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

"Omnipotent and still a burocrat ?"

Hey... everyone had to chose sides.... either with us or against us.

 

[Canceled.2016.1]

Could have sworn I told GW to get that message out.