yawnParadox. Irrational. You cannot argue both sides of a paradox.
Cliche fallacy. You are still locked in your paradox.
1+1 = 10, in the right conditions!
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Did you know that swimming upstream is quite possible? Salmon, for example, do it every year.
2 is two regardless of how you wish to communicate it