Let me translate this, Dachsieweenie.
You would meet up with me on your trip to the states. When I saw you I'd be struck all of a heap and incapable of resisting your advances. After you got lucky and I recovered from my spent passion, you'd take me for a bite to eat. Maybe there would be candles. And the entire time I'd be in raptures over your sexy Aussie accent. Does that about cover it, Dachsieweenie?
Dear ChristieFANNIE
Let me clarify some things for you...
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"You would meet up with me on your trip to the states."....... Yes, that's right. But if you lived in a dangerous "Blue" city like : Chicago; LA or NYC I would have to fly you from there to to my diggs ("Diggs is Australian for the place where you are living). That will probably be in New England, not sure which town yet. Maybe somewhere close to Yale (that is a very civilised, historic and pretty part of America).
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"When I saw you I'd be struck all of a heap and incapable of resisting your advances.....Yes, that's pretty much what's happened in all the other Anglo-sphere nations I've visited, in particular, England (and Ireland). so I guess the US would be much the same. BTW, as to my making "advances," my experience has been that I've rarely needed- (or even had an opportunity) to make "advances." before girls I.ve been introduced to when travelling abroad have (of literally) "thrown themselves" at me. I've had dreadful trouble with this, actually, in London and Oxford - (and also in Dublin).
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"After you got lucky and I recovered from my spent passion." When you say: "After (I) got lucky", if you are referring to intimate physical relations (i.e. having sex),
I must something very clear, Christie FANNY. This is that I no longer permit women to use me as a "sex object" for their personal ("carnal") gratification. This has happened to me countless thousands of times in the past. (And) I can assure you that the experience of having oneself reduced to a sexual object - then used solely to satiate the libidinous desires of rampant women - overcome with lust, is dreadfully dehumanising. Anyway, there came a point were I decided I would have to draw a "line in the sand" so to speak. So now, when beautiful/glamorous women throw themselves at me - (which happens all the time/every day
and demand sex, after I have only known them for literally 5 minutes (!!), I simply say: "No-No-No ! You are NOT at liberty to use me as a "sex toy", Barbara, Cindy. Roxanne, Suzi, Michelle Bridget. Whether or not we have any kind of intimate relations is a decision that
I AND NOT YOU will make. If I decide your demands for sex are motivated purely by a higher spirit of
ROMANCE - and not mere, animal lust, I
MIGHT be agreeable - but I am not promising anything at the moment.
I'm afraid the same rule would apply to you, Christie FANNY.
* You say that I would....
"...take me out for a bite to eat. Maybe there would be candles." Yes, that's right. I would take you out to a good restaurant, because I love well-cooked food and eating it in a civilised environment (so do most normal people. Right?) As for candle-light, I love it. I have lots of candles in my bedroom and bathroom that I light up at night. Candle-light is cool, and creates a special atmosphere for dining. BTW, because I like having lots of candles lit up in my bathroom/bedroom at night does not mean I am a faggot or a Soy Boy. I am the polar opposite of gay, trust me. I only mention it, because using candles like I do is something that is associated with femininity. Lots of women like having candle-light around them at night (for different reasons). Right?
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"And the entire time I'd be in raptures over your sexy Aussie accent"....Yeah, that's right. Americans really like the Australian accent. I know, because I heard this on a popular TV show here, recently. Australians call our accent "strine." I come from Queensland (one of Australia's 7 states) and I spent a lot of time in the "Deep North" so my accent is quite strong. So, therefore, yes; you would almost certainly find it very SEXY ( But remember, I won't put up with you making any heavy (sexual) moves on me; unless I say it's cool, like: "OK, girl, you can go for it." Geddit, Christy FANNY?
Dachshund -the WONDER HOUND
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