I can hardly wait!

Apparently not usc. An embarrassing lesson it took me 78 arrests for shoplifting “affordable” merchandise to learn.

You can imagine how much the fool I felt.

Yes, I can imagine. Especially after 78 arrests. I mean, I could see being confused after 75 arrests, but 78?
 
Affordable means free right ?

Well, yeah, it means free if you can't afford it. Me being a minority on the government dole, with no job and drunk/high all the time, I won't be able to afford it, but ALL Americans deserve it... so, it will be free, according to Hussein.

I also plan on getting my housing for free, my food, my education, my drugs, and maybe even my booze, if I can figure out an angle on that one. Oh, I plan to live the life, I'm telling you! Liberalism will be the best thing that ever happened to me. Fuck this 'working hard' shit! Why the hell should I have to work? I'm a Native American, I am entitled to being taken care of by the government, especially when Liberals take over. I plan to exploit it for all it's worth.... I figure that is close to 100k per year or so. No problems though, I am sure there are plenty of rich old fucks who didn't need their money anyway, right?
 
Well, yeah, it means free if you can't afford it. Me being a minority on the government dole, with no job and drunk/high all the time, I won't be able to afford it, but ALL Americans deserve it... so, it will be free, according to Hussein.

I also plan on getting my housing for free, my food, my education, my drugs, and maybe even my booze, if I can figure out an angle on that one. Oh, I plan to live the life, I'm telling you! Liberalism will be the best thing that ever happened to me. Fuck this 'working hard' shit! Why the hell should I have to work? I'm a Native American, I am entitled to being taken care of by the government, especially when Liberals take over. I plan to exploit it for all it's worth.... I figure that is close to 100k per year or so. No problems though, I am sure there are plenty of rich old fucks who didn't need their money anyway, right?
You know, before the economy bugged out employment was high, there weren't that many people drunk and high and living on the dole in this country. You are just a bitter, angry LITTLE man.
 
You know, before the economy bugged out employment was high, there weren't that many people drunk and high and living on the dole in this country. You are just a bitter, angry LITTLE man.

I'm not bitter or angry a bit, I am excited about this new government and the life I can now lead! Who cares about the economy? The government is going to provide whatever I need, and why would I care about 'employment?' Heck, if they need more money, just pass higher taxes on the rich, or print some more! I don't care, as long as they are sending me my check every month. Sounds to me like you pinheads are all worried about this stuff, but why are you worrying now? Hussein Obama is going to take care of us all, it's all part of that "hope" thing. Once we get Republicans out of the way, to prevent them from obstructing Socialist Liberalism, we will all be living in Utopia, right?
 
I'm not bitter or angry a bit, I am excited about this new government and the life I can now lead! Who cares about the economy? The government is going to provide whatever I need, and why would I care about 'employment?' Heck, if they need more money, just pass higher taxes on the rich, or print some more! I don't care, as long as they are sending me my check every month. Sounds to me like you pinheads are all worried about this stuff, but why are you worrying now? Hussein Obama is going to take care of us all, it's all part of that "hope" thing. Once we get Republicans out of the way, to prevent them from obstructing Socialist Liberalism, we will all be living in Utopia, right?

dixie is an investment banking CEO ?
Who woulda thunk it ?
 
In the first few years of the bush presidency liberals had a interesting catch phrase: "clinton did it." This was used in a mocking tone of all republicans still trying to blame clinton. The clinton years were a long time ago, and now it was the repub turn.

You can't have it both ways. I wonder if "bush did it" will be a valid mocking argument in the near future. How long are we going to blame republicans before democrats get their shit together?
 
I will blame the Republicans forever for what they did. I will also blame the demoncrats if they do not get their excrement together. I already blame them for quite a bit over the years.
I try to put blame where blame is due.
 
Hey last night McCain mentioned affordable healthcare several times. . .

So using Dixie logic, no matter who gets elected all healthcare will be FREE!
 
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