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The Almighty
How many times have I heard "Ignorance of the law is no excuse."?
Usually from lawyers.
Not only that, but would any lawyer actually take Jarods argument in front of a judge?
Jarod....
'But judge... he really really wasn't fair enforcing the law on me like that, he should have been really really nice to me and let me go. I know I was a dumbshit for not updating my license, but in the end that is the cops fault not mine. Why was he so mean to me?'
Judge...
'You do realize that all you have to do is show me some proof of your surgery and this charge will be dismissed.... don't you?'
Jarod...
' But I shouldn't have to. The cop was mean to me. Writing me a ticket and making me come to court for it'
Judge....
'Weren't you going to come to court anyway for speeding?'
Jarod...
'Yes, but that isn't the point. Where does the cop get off enforcing the laws of the state of Florida'?
Judge...
'you sir, are a dumbshit. No plea deal on your speeding ticket. Show me proof of your surgery or that one stands as well.'
Jarod....
'Fucking you judge... where do you get off doing your job?'
Judge...
'Bailiff... show him how you do your job... escort the dumbshit to a 5' x 7' '