I'm female, should I run?

Okay, well I tried to post in a political thread - couldn't. Was thread banned. What a lovely "Here's your sign."

Y'all take care.
 
Sardonic said:
Remember SpiderMBA, he also posted at Bartcop, he was something!
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OMG Spider, was he ever a piece of work! He was like a mixture of Truth Deflector and Granule, so nasty and supercilious.

I did feel a little bad for him though, the way people hounded him and posted his personal info. But if you were a liberal he rejected any gestures of friendship!
 
christiefan915 said:
He worked in real estate. He was sharp but hateful. :)
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He was such a nasty bastard. I do remember he used to tell these stories that were so obviously made up, but hilarious because he seemed to think they were believable. It seems everytime our Spider went to a party, there was a beautiful, classy, brilliant conservative woman there, a different one each time, and wouldn't you know it, but there was always also an ugly, fat, nasty liberal woman who was attacking this poor flower of femininity, and our Spider would always step in with some brilliant political observation that just completely flabbergasted the ugly liberal woman! She was always left sputtering!

Also he used to think liberals would be enraged that he took his beautiful, classy, brilliant conservative wife to a movie each week, and when there was a liberal like Matt Damon in the film that she wanted to see, he would buy the tickets for a different film and sneak into the Damon film so that Matt didn't get any of the money. Something I'm certain Clooney and Damon are still steaming over! And he would always finish his fairy tales with "heh heh heh".
 
Oh and also, he just happened to live next door to two lesbians who sported a "a woman needs a man the way a fish needs a bicycle" bumper sticker who were always knocking on his door asking him to open pickle jars and fix their lawn mower, which he would always do and then snicker at their hypocrisy. I mean these two lesbians who just happened to live next door to him were the most helpless, dumb lesbians in like,the history of lesbianism.
 
Darla said:
He was such a nasty bastard. I do remember he used to tell these stories that were so obviously made up, but hilarious because he seemed to think they were believable. It seems everytime our Spider went to a party, there was a beautiful, classy, brilliant conservative woman there, a different one each time, and wouldn't you know it, but there was always also an ugly, fat, nasty liberal woman who was attacking this poor flower of femininity, and our Spider would always step in with some brilliant political observation that just completely flabbergasted the ugly liberal woman! She was always left sputtering!

Also he used to think liberals would be enraged that he took his beautiful, classy, brilliant conservative wife to a movie each week, and when there was a liberal like Matt Damon in the film that she wanted to see, he would buy the tickets for a different film and sneak into the Damon film so that Matt didn't get any of the money. Something I'm certain Clooney and Damon are still steaming over! And he would always finish his fairy tales with "heh heh heh".
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I didn't see all his greatest hits, I think they were on RBB. But he came to WOT toward the end and I clearly remember one of the crones sucking up to him and joining his pity party, and after that he always referred to her as "dear friend." It made you want to throw up.
 
Darla said:
Oh and also, he just happened to live next door to two lesbians who sported a "a woman needs a man the way a fish needs a bicycle" bumper sticker who were always knocking on his door asking him to open pickle jars and fix their lawn mower, which he would always do and then snicker at their hypocrisy. I mean these two lesbians who just happened to live next door to him were the most helpless, dumb lesbians in like,the history of lesbianism.
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LOL
 
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