Bijou,
You aren't doing anything but entertaining me. I can dispatch of you like I have dispatched all of the women in my life who have outlived their usefulness. You are nothing but a bitter old crow who sees her life has amounted to nothing.
Humping my leg is no substitute for a real man Bijou. Look inside yourself find your inner happiness. Let go of your daddy issues. Was it that he didn't pay enough attention to you? Did he pay "too" much attention to you? Did he leave your mommy? What has spawned your hatred toward men Bijou?
Is it the prospect that you will never procreate? On behalf of the entire human race, thank you for that.
As for my wife, she is a brilliant, charming, compassionate and strong conservative woman who has more brains in her left pinky than you do in your entire bitter body. We enjoy a wonderful life together. Something I sadly fear you do not have.
Maybe I should stop being so hard on you. I fear maybe you will end up going over the edge and killing yourself. Although, it wouldn't be a bad idea if (edited for content)
I'd like to note here, ILA, that violent descriptive sexual content is still pornographic. Please avoid rule 12 violations.