Tim Walz basically challenges JD Vance to a pheasant hunt

[Uncensored2008]

Walz on Vance: ‘I guarantee you he can’t shoot pheasants like I can’​

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) appeared to challenge Sen. JD Vance’s (R-Ohio) shooting skills, saying that the vice presidential hopeful cannot hunt pheasants like he can.

“That’s what JD Vance’s stick is, talking about guns. I guarantee you he can’t shoot pheasants like I can,” Walz said Tuesday.

Vance has heavily leaned into his personal story of his Appalachian roots as he makes his case as former President Trump’s running mate. He shared an anecdote during his speech to the Republican National Convention earlier this month about finding 19 loaded guns stashed around his grandmother’s house, which was met with loud applause from the audience.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4803004-walz-vance-shooting-skills-second-amendment/

Vance should agree on condition that they have a full contact MMA match first.

Tampon Timmy will need lots of tampons for his nose and everything else gushing blood...

 

[Uncensored2008]

Tim Walz: ‘I Have Killed, And I Will Kill Again’

NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Refuting accusations of stolen valor by claiming his hands were permanently stained with the blood of his enemies, Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz told reporters Monday that he had killed before and would kill again. “To those who have attempted to discredit my...

theonion.com

Remember in the old days, long ago - when the Onion was actually funny?

It's been a long time.

Well, we have the Babylon Bee now.

 

[LichGold]

Remember in the old days, long ago - when the Onion was actually funny?

It's been a long time.

Well, we have the Babylon Bee now.

This is fking hilarious :/

Do you have some kind of bias preventing you from enjoying this?

Tbh, i happen to know the case by which this is stealing from.

Remembering the life of Austin David Bodahl

Austin David Bodahl passed away. This is the full obituary where you can express condolences and share memories. Published in the Minneapolis StarTribune on 2007-05-25.

obituaries.startribune.com

They really expected this kelly guy to be a pathological killer. Some lines from the onion article are direct quotes from articles and commentary.

 

[zymurgy]

Tim Walz: ‘I Have Killed, And I Will Kill Again’

NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Refuting accusations of stolen valor by claiming his hands were permanently stained with the blood of his enemies, Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz told reporters Monday that he had killed before and would kill again. “To those who have attempted to discredit my...

theonion.com

yikes - is that what happened when they called his covid hotline and dared BBQ?

 

[LichGold]

yikes - is that what happened when they called his covid hotline and dared BBQ?

No. Research austin bodahl vs daniel kelly or daniel kelly vs state of wisconsin.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Great movie...better book... Silly challenge, btw... What's he trying to prove?

I see no evidence of a challenge being issued.

 

[Uncensored2008]

This is fking hilarious :/

Do you have some kind of bias preventing you from enjoying this?

Tbh, i happen to know the case by which this is stealing from.

Remembering the life of Austin David Bodahl

Austin David Bodahl passed away. This is the full obituary where you can express condolences and share memories. Published in the Minneapolis StarTribune on 2007-05-25.

obituaries.startribune.com

They really expected this kelly guy to be a pathological killer. Some lines from the onion article are direct quotes from articles and commentary.

The Onion was once focused on satire and comedy. But as with so much touched by woke, it has become focused only on the cause - only on promoting global socialism/fascism. It just isn't funny.

 

[Uncensored2008]

yikes - is that what happened when they called his covid hotline and dared BBQ?

Now see @LichGold - THAT is funny. Maybe the activists putting out the Onion could learn something about comedy from this?

 

[ExpressLane]

So the fake Command Sargent Major Master Sargent thinks he can kill more pheasant than JD Vance who deployed to a war zone. Someone must have told Tampon Tim pheasants don't shoot back.

 

[RB 60]

Who said he isnt a good shot? This toxic masculinity stuff oozing out of you people is hilarious. We could use a lot more sharp shooters in offices couldn't we?

I'd prefer them at the border...

 

[Jarod]

Private Vance was a secretary at the USMC public affairs office.

How a Marine private somehow lucked into a gig as a secretary typing press releases is a question the media should investigate.

Vance was fat before Ozempic came out. A fat Marine.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

That JD is a phony who has no ideas to offer. He has been in Congress for months and the Reds picked him to get power if Trump strokes out

and he'd make a better choice Harris in that event......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

If you create a whole biography about how much you worship guns, it's a legitimate question to ask how good a shot are you, and why the USMC made you a secretary rather than an infantryman.

I think its funny you think you know the answer to that......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Vance was fat before Ozempic came out. A fat Marine.

you mean compared to white Walzed?......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Why? He didn't create a biography about how much he worshipped guns by the way... Neither question would be "legitimate" or necessary... challenging someone to a "contest" to see how many birds you can kill even less legitimate or necessary.

Walz abandoned the entire PETA branch of the demmycrat base.......

 

[Jarod]

you mean compared to white Walzed?......

Yes

 

[zymurgy]

No. Research austin bodahl vs daniel kelly or daniel kelly vs state of wisconsin.

why?

 

[Joe]

Great movie...better book... Silly challenge, btw... What's he trying to prove?

Walz has delusions of grandeur because his dick looked big in the junior high football locker room.

 

[Joe]

I don't know why I'm posting on this thread.
I have no interest in hunting, fishing, or running for Vice President.
Nobody with whom I've ever hung out was remotely similar to either Walz or Vance,
and God knows that I'm not.

Somebody has to be VEEP, however, and if it turns out to be Vance,
"Turn off the lights; the party's over."

Those determined to sink America into third world status will have not only succeeded,
but will also be among those who'll suffer the most for having done so.

What a weird post. So disconnected from reality.

All you people seem to forget that Trump was already POTUS for four years. Four years of America thriving.

It's not healthy to hate someone so much as to be blinded and irrational.

 

[Kafka]

Private Vance was a secretary at the USMC public affairs office.

How a Marine private somehow lucked into a gig as a secretary typing press releases is a question the media should investigate.

Ummm, just want to reply because you got me banned from another thread and then you proceeded to address my posts where I can't reply.

You misrepresented my point about Tim Walz. I didn't complain about him being a "hick" as you claim I did. In fact I said his presentation was GREAT. I loved it. But I find people pitting elites against rural Americans in a race for who is more "AMerican" is a fucked up philosophy.

Your constant LYING about people's position ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN TO IT THEY CANNOT RESPOND is a bit fucked up.

Your morality is that of a hog.