Fuck you you green slimey cunt bitch!
Tell me what the fuck I did in the 90s, bitch! That you can't!
A lot of hot girls and blow, I'll tell you that.
Ate some awesome Philly Cheesesteaks this NYer used to make, and I could get them delivered! Could even have him pick up a 12 pack on the way over.
Get the girls to flash him some tits and give him a bump and he'd do anything we wanted up until 2:00 AM
He really did make the most awesome Philly Cheesesteak I've ever had. The bread was like a whole small loaf of Italian bread with like 2 lbs of meat and peppers and mushrooms and onions and cheese.
Back in the day it was only $10 at the shop. Hoo! We hit that many a time.
Oh shit, we used to prank call him, too! Then he figured out it was us!
"Hey! Is your refrigerator running?" "Yeah" "Well you better go catch it, motherfucker!" And then he'd cuss us out.
Typical.