30 "American" Versions Of Foods That Gross Out Non-Americans

Bill said:
No, that is what you get, it is a choice you are making-we are choosing to enjoy this awesome thread & the shares of each other-you should do the same..:)

Let me take this opp to thank our OP Grajonca for making this thread.......:thup:
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Making lemons into lemonade is a skill.
 
Jack said:
Yeah. I think you complained about the 'grease'. :)
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lol, it was actually oil, red oil running down my arm..... As you know they are tossed in frozen & the cup fills w the oil............

I am still traumatized, like it was only yesterday........

:thinking: Maybe I should call one of those lawyers on mid-day TV so I can get the compensation I deserve..

I have been mentally injured in a taco accident......... :rofl2:
 
Bill said:
lol, it was actually oil, red oil running down my arm..... As you know they are tossed in frozen & the cup fills w the oil............

I am still traumatized, like it was only yesterday........

:thinking: Maybe I should call one of those lawyers on mid-day TV so I can get the compensation I deserve..

I have been mentally injured in a taco accident......... :rofl2:
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Bill. (shaking head) Unfortunately, I can walk into a Pizza Party, gaze around at the drunken sports fans, view their greasy fingers, greasy faces, greasy T-shirts, and greasy girlfriends ... and spot you as the ONLY ONE cutting his Pizza with a knife and eating it with a fork.

Why do you hate America???




:smh:
 
Jack said:
Bill. (shaking head) Unfortunately, I can walk into a Pizza Party, gaze around at the drunken sports fans, view their greasy fingers, greasy faces, greasy T-shirts, and greasy girlfriends ... and spot you as the ONLY ONE cutting his Pizza with a knife and eating it with a fork.

Why do you hate America???




:smh:
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:laugh::laugh:
 
I apologize to any who imagined that I had a counter productive motive to being here and talking like I do...I stand by my point.

I am also all in when it comes to fun..... I am an expert at having fun, I am looking for as many as can be found who know how to have fun.....make no mistake.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
I apologize to any who imagined that I had a counter productive motive to being here and talking like I do...I stand by my point.

I am also all in when it comes to fun..... I am an expert at having fun, I am looking for as many as can be found who know how to have fun.....make no mistake.
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The fun here is discussing how we view each other with their different cultures.

It's like that Seinfeld episode where they used fork and knife to cut a Snicker bar and eat it.
 
AProudLefty said:
The fun here is discussing how we view each other with their different cultures.

It's like that Seinfeld episode where they used fork and knife to cut a Snicker bar and eat it.
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What passes for fun here is mostly idiocy and cruelty....If I can find five people worth talking to here I will call that a win.....times really are that bad.

I could not find five people at DP.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
What passes for fun here is mostly idiocy and cruelty....If I can find five people worth talking to here I will call that a win.....times really are that bad.

I could not find five people at DP.
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I've had people express disgust at me when I had anchovies on pizzas, poured ketchup on spaghetti and other crap. They'd ask me why I would do that. :laugh:
 
Hawkeye10 said:
What passes for fun here is mostly idiocy and cruelty....If I can find five people worth talking to here I will call that a win.....times really are that bad.

I could not find five people at DP.
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Oh I forgot one more thing. At Chik-Fil-A, I love to mix mayo and ketchup and dip my waffle fries in them. :laugh: Boy you should have seen my friend's face.
 
AProudLefty said:
I've had people express disgust at me when I had anchovies on pizzas, poured ketchup on spaghetti and other crap. They'd ask me why I would do that. :laugh:
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My wifes mom was a really really bad cook....she used to cook spaghetti and drain it and dry it a bit....then dunk it in a pool of hot oil. After getting mostly dried out and a little crispy she pulled it out, let it drip in a wire mesh, then spread it on paper towel.....then add some salt (Little Bit)...it is still hot here....then portion to plates....then douse liberally each one with ketchup.

I always thought this was some fucked up shit till about three years ago when I found out that this is an Americanized version of a Hong Kong Noodle.

Her Dad was a Air Force Colonel who did three tours of Nam.

A light bulb went off.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
My wifes mom was a really really bad cook....she used to cook spaghetti and drain it and dry it a bit....then dunk it in a pool of hot oil. After getting mostly dried out and a little crispy she pulled it out, let it drip in a wire mesh, then spread it on paper towel.....then add some salt (Little Bit)...it is still hot here....then portion to plates....then douse liberally each one with ketchup.

I always thought this was some fucked up shit till about three years ago when I found out that this is an Americanized version of a Hong Kong Noodle.

Her Dad was a Air Force Colonel who did three tours of Nam.

A light bulb went off.
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That is truly nasty.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
When did you try it?

My mom would have had a great time giving you a lecture if your answer is as I spect it is.
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I would love to try your mother in law's cooking. Beware though... I am a food critic. ;)

But I do love a lot of ketchup on certain food though.
 
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