Amazon Tavern

MASON said:
That's a curse.
If I remembered all the bullshit said to me on these boards,I'd walk into a chopper blade.
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You'd walk into a "chopper blade" if you remembered half the bullshit you've said on these boards...
 
I hate to call out a regular member,of the Tavern.
But once again the committee has spoken,and me being a mere cog in the massive machinery to run a place like this,I must do my duty!:palm:
Jack!You were given a simple task!
Bring a lady to the Tavern and buy her a drink!
And you have failed in your duty!:(
What do you have to say for yourself?
 
Life is Golden said:
I've never had migraines as in painful headaches but have had what's called ocular migraines in the past, which are scary! It's a visual thing lasting about 10-15 min and can be followed with a mild headache but not always.
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Wow, I had them a couple times & was scary the first time, the second time I knew what was happening.. Not had one in a few years now.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Yikes, those *are* scary. Make you think you're going blind.
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Once you know what is happening, & hopefully not driving in heavy traffic, they are not bad, as opposed to the several days of headaches etc..

I had only two & both were only about ten mins, I could still see ok but was sensitive to light..
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
I started having regular migraines when I was only 7 or 8 yrs old. Had the first ocular one in my 20s as well. And yeah -- your first thought is stroke, followed by MS, followed by permanent blindness. I had a for-real stroke at age 50; a ruptured brain aneurysm. I have only had a handful of migraines since then, but for a long while afterwards I had those ocular ones. There were wavy blue and purple lines in one eye almost obscuring the visual field, followed by a dull headache on that side. After the aneurysm though, those seemed like nothing anymore. lol How did you treat yours? Did you go to the doctor?
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For me it is mostly black & gold color, kinda like a kaleidoscope, pieces floating right over my eyes..
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MASON said:
I hate to call out a regular member,of the Tavern.
But once again the committee has spoken,and me being a mere cog in the massive machinery to run a place like this,I must do my duty!:palm:
Jack!You were given a simple task!
Bring a lady to the Tavern and buy her a drink!
And you have failed in your duty!:(
What do you have to say for yourself?
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Uh, Your Most Reverand Excellency. I delivered the Message as requested:

"Telegram for a Miss TOP. Telegram for a Miss TOP.
"We have a serious issue to handle here at the Amazon Tavern."

"The committee is wondering why
a certain exAmazionian has not come by the Tavern.
From reading her post on the thread she hijacked,she knows we are open for business.
I ordered plenty of Jack Daniels
,but still a no show???
Maybe I could get Jack to escort her in for a drink!Jack?"

RSVP"

Let me return to see if the requested Invitation has been accepted by the young Lady.
 
Hmmm.
Mason. Are you sitting down?

"He shouldn't have bothered you...Sorry about that"

(sigh) THIS, does NOT sound promising.
Maybe she is just playing coy or hard to get? You know how women are ... sometimes 'No' means 'Yes'. :)
 
Jack said:
Uh, Your Most Reverand Excellency. I delivered the Message as requested:

"Telegram for a Miss TOP. Telegram for a Miss TOP.
"We have a serious issue to handle here at the Amazon Tavern."

"The committee is wondering why
a certain exAmazionian has not come by the Tavern.
From reading her post on the thread she hijacked,she knows we are open for business.
I ordered plenty of Jack Daniels
,but still a no show???
Maybe I could get Jack to escort her in for a drink!Jack?"

RSVP"

Let me return to see if the requested Invitation has been accepted by the young Lady.
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Since you're being much more cordial than I would, ask him to let Yurt in, it's starting to get boring.
 
Jack said:
Uh, Your Most Reverand Excellency. I delivered the Message as requested:

"Telegram for a Miss TOP. Telegram for a Miss TOP.
"We have a serious issue to handle here at the Amazon Tavern."

"The committee is wondering why
a certain exAmazionian has not come by the Tavern.
From reading her post on the thread she hijacked,she knows we are open for business.
I ordered plenty of Jack Daniels
,but still a no show???
Maybe I could get Jack to escort her in for a drink!Jack?"

RSVP"

Let me return to see if the requested Invitation has been accepted by the young Lady.
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Thanks Jack our thoughts and prayers are with you!
By the way,the committee is upset,you haven't seen a shadowy figure in a trenchcoat hanging around your house have you?
 
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