Drunken Jet Blue pilot removed from cockpit; 0.17% on breathalyzer

Exactly. I have zero sympathy for such a person.

Additionally, there's a program called HIMS supported by both the FAA and the pilot unions. The drunken dumbass has no excuse for not getting help except that he's a selfish bastard too fucking stupid to be a pilot.
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Heh. I've met a lot of stupid pilots (mechanics have a special dislike for them!). By the time you get enough experience and get all the ratings required to fly the airlines, most of those are weeded out. Occasionally, one will slip through.
U.S. pilots are the best trained in the world.

Unlike you, I have sympathy for people suffering from alcoholism or any other drug habit...even pilots. It is curable, but it isn't easy. It wish this poor guy the best of luck completing such treatment successfully.
 
Flight Attendants would prefer no alcohol aboard flights.
Bigotry. You don't get to speak for all flight attendants. Omniscience fallacy.
It's illegal to board a drunk but, unless the Captain knows about it, they often slip aboard. No test needed. Just a "You're drunk, you don't fly". Period.
No such regulation. You are making shit up again.
I've thrown off a few drunks in my time.
BULL. You are not a flight attendant. You are not an airline pilot. At best, you're just a dumb pudknocker.
 
Heh. I've met a lot of stupid pilots (mechanics have a special dislike for them!). By the time you get enough experience and get all the ratings required to fly the airlines, most of those are weeded out. Occasionally, one will slip through.
U.S. pilots are the best trained in the world.

Unlike you, I have sympathy for people suffering from alcoholism or any other drug habit...even pilots. It is curable, but it isn't easy. It wish this poor guy the best of luck completing such treatment successfully.

Maybe he can get a job digging ditches with you. :thup:
 
If your captain announces that he'll do a barrel roll and he does it, that's when you have to worry.

Depends on the captain and the aircraft. If your captain happens to be an air force pilot and you are going along in a Thunderbirds ride, you an probably expect a barrel roll or two.
If you are in a passenger jet, no. They are not going to do aerobatics. The plane could take it, but it throws stuff around in the cabin.
 
It's a Hollywood caricature dating to before WWII.
No, it isn't.
I've never seen a drunk pilot at work.
You don't work.
It's a common airline interview question to ask a pilot applicant "Your captain shows up to fly and smells of liquor. What do you do?"

Notice that it was the TSA who, supposedly, spotted the drunk. Buffalo isn't a Jetblue base so the entire crew was on an overnight and probably traveled from the hotel together. No one noticed the Captain was shitfaced? I'm not buying it. The FAA will be looking into Jetblue's culture on why this Captain even made it to the airport.
Not likely.
 
I smoke a couple of times a month, more often during the summer when I am going out a lot. I cannot drive at all until the next day. I am either with someone who isn't smoking OR drinking, or I do LYFT.

I really hate flying, I do it, but I don't like it, and this story didn't help.

Heh. It's safer than LYFT!
 
Would you feel less uneasy if you brought along a breathalyzer and had the pilots test in front of you? :)

IMO with all the ppl around him who do not want to die, any pilot who shows up after drinking is going to get narked out by his/her coworkers -- the other pilot, the flight attendants, etc.

If you are that scared to fly, why are you boarding an aircraft in the first place??
 
Well, if it was an international flight he could have waited until he was in international airspace where there's no drunk flying laws... :awesome:
 
Many people who get DWIs are not drunk. Legally drunk and actually drunk are two very different things. I should have said 'under the influence', instead of 'drunk'.

It conjures two totally different images.

They are no two different things. Legally drunk is actually drunk.
 
I've been struck by lightning while flying three times; once deadheading in the back and twice up front. Deadheading, I've also experienced turbulence and mechanical issues. If in uniform, when something happens, I can feel all eyes lock on me while reading my newspaper or book. At times I've been tempted to drop the newspaper, stand up and scream "We're all gonna die!!!" to see if it would turn into a scene from "Airplane!".

You're no pilot. It's obvious. Stop making up stories about yourself.
 
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