I for one am a true homophobe...let me count the ways...
If I get un an elevator with two fancy boys esp if they're both wearing cod-pieces...
It's a clockwork orange world!
If I see two transvestites on the sidewalk ahead on a dark street ...I have to access how big the transvestite is and if they are happy to see me...
If they are too big I could be kidnapped and made into a sex slave and if I am found [by that time] no one will believe I was being sodomized against my will.
They'll say it was a quid pro quo. I will be defenseless and my sphinxter will be over rimmed and greased and I will be drugged up and brainwashed and metrosized.
I will be Pretty Birded up the jet-pack.
For it is in the canon, that to be a bad partner is to screw them up the arse ---it's a traditional idiom since time-in memorial