That remindes me of a funny story. A buddy and I went to a local watering hole where we saw a third friend, who was having marital problems, face down at the bar dead drunk. He was a mess. His wife had left him and filed for divorce and he was doing what most men do. Getting plastered and crying into his cups.
So my buddy and I approached him and asked him what was wrong and in a drunk crying jag he told us his wife and left him for another man. My buddy said to him. "Dude, it could be worse, my first wife left me for another woman.".
I said "Yea dude, my ex left me for no one, she prefered being single to being with me."
Our friend just looked at us, shook his head and said "Man, what losers!" and passed out face down at the bar "Thump".
We took him home and the next day he called us both up and thanked us for making him feel better....the prick.