i usually just ban trolls and people that will just spam my threads with useless garbage. signalmankennth is an instant ban from any of my threads about guns, because all he knows how to do is repost web comics.
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Uwaa OmO
That's all he does about anything.
I just learned a new way to do it, ring your door bell and shoot you when you answer. It seems this is most effective way and all the guns in your house have seved absolutely no purpose.
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Uwaa OmO
Don't be so sure. I've greeted unmarked pizza guys with guns before, as well as Jehovah Witnesses.
Is it the time of day or your mood, number of beers or seeing guys in the shadows? When do you decide to arm yourself as to not?
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Uwaa OmO
When someone I don't know and their intentions aren't clear, I make it known that I am home and armed. If I'm not the only person home, I have my wife/dad/friend cover me from a window. It's not like I threaten them or anything, and I'm always polite (unless it's past 11pm, then fuck you).
Canceled.2014.1
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I live in a very rural setting. By the time you are on my front porch I have decided if I know you or not.
Or you both die or only you die or you and you family die, or just your family dies. It doesn't kways pay out that the bad guy dies, sorry.
So? If you come to the door, I shoot you right through the door, my gun will be that big,
I have Never had anyone watch over me from the window! I can't imagine living a life in such fear. You must have pissed a bunch off in your lifetime.
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So? If you come to the door, I shoot you right through the door, my gun will be that big,
First you have to get out of your vehicle with that very big gun. That will be seen. Shot the door all you want. But you need to worry about which window you will be shot from.
zappasguitar
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Not if you don't hear him coming...
You're certainly entitled to your opinion. I happen to feel differently.
SF set the bar low with his petty attacks on liberals...he's got no one but himself to blame for the tone of my response.
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It's funny that you've banned Razor and USF from this thread when they are already banned from the forum.
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Uwaa OmO
Not really, but you never know. I mean, there are people that hold grudges for being cut off in traffic for over a decade. Taking a simple precaution is, in my mindset, well worth the time and energy expended (minimal).
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Uwaa OmO
When they come back, they'll still be banned from my threads.
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The Almighty
1) I did not make mention of you being home or not
2) I automatically assumed she was the better shot of the two of you anyway
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The Almighty
That would be friggin awesome...
'Dear crooks: these locations are easier targets, but beware of Zappa, he is going to come at you with a frying pan or something.
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Uwaa OmO
Not hardly. She's a good shot, but very few people, anywhere, are BETTER than I.
I love all the Rambo responses on this thread! Lol
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I'm a light sleeper and I have a dog. I'll hear him.
If you want to take a baseball bat or a knife to a gunfight, I wish you luck. You're going to need it.
But its funny, you give reasons why my gun won't help and think your knives and bats will. I got a good chuckle out of that.