What are you on about? You seem to be all over the place.
Is the Bible Literally True? No, of Course Not!
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What are you on about? You seem to be all over the place.
gfm7175
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Yup, because it's absolutely impossible for someone to make use of the same acronym as someone else...
NASA... GDP... FISA... FDA... CDC... Oh shit, I'm a sock now!!!
Yup, because it's absolutely impossible for someone to make use of the same acronym as someone else...
NASA... GDP... FISA... FDA... CDC... Oh shit, I'm a sock now!!!
No because you fucking post the EXACT SAME SHIT.
gfm7175
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Aweeeeeeee.... BidenPwesident "big mad"......
gfm7175
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Continued repetition of the same erroneous claims from your mind masters...
This is what happens when you outsource your thinking to mind masters who are complete and utter MORONS on this subject (such as Bart Ehrmann) instead of simply reading through (and comprehending) the Bible for yourself.
Per Exodus 12 (and mentioned elsewhere in the Bible as well), the slaughtering of the Passover lamb always occurs on the 14th of Nisan ("at evening", so before sunset, still on the 14th of Nisan, just before the beginning of the 15th of Nisan). The "day of preparation", "day of preparation of Passover", and "when it was customary to sacrifice the Passover lamb" language that is being used in both the Mark and John accounts is referencing THIS VERY SAME SPECIFIC DAY (the 14th of Nisan).
Read the Bible for yourself and find out. Read Exodus 12, then compare what is said there against what is ACTUALLY said in the Mark and John verses that you keep misquoting.
Stop letting Bart Ehrmann do your thinking for you. He is a MORON on this subject matter.
Yes you did (and are still continuing to do so).
Nope, this is WRONG. He dies on the very same day as the prior events that you listed. All those events occur on the very same day. I've provided you with the timeline of events multiple times now.
WRONG again. There is no "dead on the day before". The 'day of preparation' IS the 14th of Nisan, the VERY SAME DAY. Both gospel accounts are describing the very same day, the 14th of Nisan.
This is what happens when you outsource your thinking to mind masters who are complete and utter MORONS on this subject (such as Bart Ehrmann) instead of simply reading through (and comprehending) the Bible for yourself.
Per Exodus 12 (and mentioned elsewhere in the Bible as well), the slaughtering of the Passover lamb always occurs on the 14th of Nisan ("at evening", so before sunset, still on the 14th of Nisan, just before the beginning of the 15th of Nisan). The "day of preparation", "day of preparation of Passover", and "when it was customary to sacrifice the Passover lamb" language that is being used in both the Mark and John accounts is referencing THIS VERY SAME SPECIFIC DAY (the 14th of Nisan).
Read the Bible for yourself and find out. Read Exodus 12, then compare what is said there against what is ACTUALLY said in the Mark and John verses that you keep misquoting.
Stop letting Bart Ehrmann do your thinking for you. He is a MORON on this subject matter.
gfm7175
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Oh of course! The EXACT SAME SHIT. ... says the Sock ...
BidenPresident
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gfm is a worthless hate troll.
BidenPresident
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His brain is not functional.
gfm7175
Mega MAGA
Indeed you are.
gfm7175
Mega MAGA
OBVIOUSLY!
Oh of course! The EXACT SAME SHIT. ... says the Sock ...
Who am I a sock of? LOL. Another claim you make that you won't support. Because you are a useless piece of human shit.
Yakuda
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It's irrelevant if he did or didn't. Let's say he did. So what? Let's say he didnt? Why does it matter? What's the message of the story of Jonah?
IBDaMann
Well-known member
Obviously you are a sock of someone with poor grammar.
Of course I'll support my claim. You should have written "Of whom am I a sock?"
... as opposed to a useful piece? You don't like making any sort of substantive point, do you?
IBDaMann
Well-known member
Of course not. Jonah lived inside a great fish.
Don't claim that no one ever answered your question.
Hey, e'erbody! Looky at Into the Night/gfm/IBDamann posting yet more shit under one of their MANY socks. Who knows why? Obviously a frustrated house-bound loser.
Sad, really.
It was recently decided that ending a sentence with a preposition is OK
https://www.scribbr.com/parts-of-sp...ne to end,results in very unnatural phrasings.
IBDaMann
Well-known member
Hey, e'erbody! Just keep ignoring Obtenebrator's posts. There is still nothing to see here. Sad, really.
IBDaMann
Well-known member
Nope.
Aesop provided us with a lot of lessons on morality, too. At least we recognize those as fairy tales rather than take them literally.