Jade's Recipe Exchange.

Yeah, technology is difficult for you old bitches. Still using that dial phone, huh?
Yes mate, I spent over 30 years in IT including 13 years as a senior networking engineer designing and implementing data networks with T-Mobile. Worked with them all; including Cisco, Huawei, Nokia, Nortel and Juniper.

Routers, switches, load balancers, firewalls and servers, 3G/4G SGSNs and GGSNs were all second nature to me. But obviously all of that experience pales into insignificance compared to your wireless BBQ.

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Yes mate, I spent over 30 years in IT including 13 years as a senior networking engineer designing and implementing data networks with T-Mobile. Worked with them all; including Cisco, Huawei, Nokia, Nortel and Juniper.

Routers, switches, load balancers, firewalls and servers, 3G/4G SGSNs and GGSNs were all second nature to me. But obviously all of that experience pales into insignificance compared to your wireless BBQ.

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It’s a smoker, you fucking idiot. You know, long cook times with internal and external temps requiring monitoring.

Dismissed, nerdfucket.
 
It’s a smoker, you fucking idiot. You know, long cook times with internal and external temps requiring monitoring.

Dismissed, nerdfucket.
Do you seriously think I give a monkeys? It is an incredibly expensive man toy and speaks volumes about you.

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My friend Paula made me German stollen bread.
This looks like it takes some time and skill to make....making reciprocation on my part a challenge!
 
A scale of 1 to 5 is not enough for good spicy food.

You should see my Chili recipe if you like good, and spicy food. I posted it before, but it's buried a ways back. It's not perfected, as I'd rather use fresh grown peppers of my choice, rather than just whatever I can find around.

My Inferno chili (No Holds Barred Trial Edition) This is for a large batch, I leave math up to others that want it cut in half, or more. If any takers exist.

About a pound of ground chuck, with a half a pound of ground sirloin. (Mix with plenty of sriracha seasoning, and about half a bottle of green Tabasco, or other green sauce. Let sit for a few hours in a large plastic bag, in the fridge.)
1 package of ground hot chorizo.
1 2.5 oz hot Mexican style chili powder
2 TBSP regular chili powder
1 & 1/3 TBSP scotch bonnet powder (Revised from 1 TBSP)
1 4.0 gram vile of 7 pot brain strain powder
7 jalapenos diced
1 1/2 pint of habaneros diced
2 cipollini onions peeled, and diced
10 dried Thai peppers, 1 dried ghost pepper, 2 dried Trinidad scorpion peppers (grind in mortar, and pestle with little bit of water)
2 10 oz cans, Rotel Diced tomatoes, with habaneros
1 28 oz can of stewed tomatoes
2 14.5 oz diced tomatoes (no salt added)
1 14.5 oz stewed tomatoes (Mexican style)
10-15 grinds of Szechuan peppercorn
1 TBSP smoked paprika
1 TBSP dried lemon peel
1 TBSP dried Marjoram
1 TBSP crushed red pepper
1 TSP ground cumin
2 TBSP Turbinado sugar (Revised from 1 & 1/3 TBSP total.)
Small palm full of Smoked sea salt (I used smoked serrano for more heat)
1 46 fl oz can Tomato juice
1 average size bottle dark ale
 
Don't make me have to ask much more Domer, and Shape Shifter. I will put your names on the list if you keep bringing this kind of rhetoric here. I don't want to, but I also don't want the rude banter here.
 
Wild boar ham turned out great, juicy and tender. It was a tad too salty for my taste, perhaps I didn't rinse thoroughly enough. Somehow the word had spread, and we had enough volunteers come by to sample not have any leftovers. We had roasted rosemary potatoes, mushrooms and salads as a side. Good times.
 
You should see my Chili recipe if you like good, and spicy food. I posted it before, but it's buried a ways back. It's not perfected, as I'd rather use fresh grown peppers of my choice, rather than just whatever I can find around.

My Inferno chili (No Holds Barred Trial Edition) This is for a large batch, I leave math up to others that want it cut in half, or more. If any takers exist.

About a pound of ground chuck, with a half a pound of ground sirloin. (Mix with plenty of sriracha seasoning, and about half a bottle of green Tabasco, or other green sauce. Let sit for a few hours in a large plastic bag, in the fridge.)
1 package of ground hot chorizo.
1 2.5 oz hot Mexican style chili powder
2 TBSP regular chili powder
1 & 1/3 TBSP scotch bonnet powder (Revised from 1 TBSP)
1 4.0 gram vile of 7 pot brain strain powder
7 jalapenos diced
1 1/2 pint of habaneros diced
2 cipollini onions peeled, and diced
10 dried Thai peppers, 1 dried ghost pepper, 2 dried Trinidad scorpion peppers (grind in mortar, and pestle with little bit of water)
2 10 oz cans, Rotel Diced tomatoes, with habaneros
1 28 oz can of stewed tomatoes
2 14.5 oz diced tomatoes (no salt added)
1 14.5 oz stewed tomatoes (Mexican style)
10-15 grinds of Szechuan peppercorn
1 TBSP smoked paprika
1 TBSP dried lemon peel
1 TBSP dried Marjoram
1 TBSP crushed red pepper
1 TSP ground cumin
2 TBSP Turbinado sugar (Revised from 1 & 1/3 TBSP total.)
Small palm full of Smoked sea salt (I used smoked serrano for more heat)
1 46 fl oz can Tomato juice
1 average size bottle dark ale
Looks inedible to me. LOL
 
Don't make me have to ask much more Domer, and Shape Shifter. I will put your names on the list if you keep bringing this kind of rhetoric here. I don't want to, but I also don't want the rude banter here.

Dumber 69 is an incorrigible arsehole, and as we now all see a lazy braggart as well.

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