Poet melting down (again)

[Rationalist]

Now you're trying to bribe me with beer. Had you mentioned Patron Tequila, you might have gotten a positive response. Beer? LOL.
And don't knock Texas. You're the one living in Cascadia, with earthquakes and volcanoes.

If you're in the NW anytime, I have a bottle of Patron Platinum. Come over and we'll settle our differences over a drink.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

patron is awesome. can't even tell you how many times I've gotten blasted with patron.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Earthquakes and Volcanos > Mass Ignorance on the Level of Texass.

 

[poet]

Here's the deal Poet... I don't like having enemies. But you make it WAY too easy for someone to become your enemy. It's almost like you enjoy it.

Ah, more projection, on your part. See, you all love to make it the other guy's fault, while bearing absolutely none of the responsibility yourself. Fine. I know some people like that. And I avoid them like the plague. You think it's me. It very well may be. But guess who went down in the gutter with me, and got fleas?

 

[poet]

patron is awesome. can't even tell you how many times I've gotten blasted with patron.

I went to a family reunion in Baton Rouge, for last year's Mardi Gras...and sampled it for the first time...I'm hooked. Smooth.

 

[poet]

If you're in the NW anytime, I have a bottle of Patron Platinum. Come over and we'll settle our differences over a drink.

Just as long as you remember I'm married. Happily.

 

[poet]

Earthquakes and Volcanos > Mass Ignorance on the Level of Texass.

Really? I studied Geology, and Earth Sciences. You, obviously know nothing about Cascadia. Stupid bitch.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ah, common ground found on the accounts of alcohol. god bless america.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Really? I studied Geology, and Earth Sciences. You, obviously know nothing about Cascadia. Stupid bitch.

I live here, and we call it the Pacific Northwest. Texas is just a haven for stupid people.

 

[/MSG/]

That's because you're in Texass where they only have piss beer. Come to the NW and I'll buy you a real one.

If by 'real beer' you mean liquid hops with 9000 IBUs.

 

[poet]

I live here, and we call it the Pacific Northwest. Texas is just a haven for stupid people.

Really? Well, oddly, you didn't know about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_subduction_zone

If I'm stupid, you're brain dead.

 

[/MSG/]

patron is awesome. can't even tell you how many times I've gotten blasted with patron.

>Patron
>2012
>ISHYGDDT

 

[Minister of Truth]

Really? Well, oddly, you didn't know about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_subduction_zone

If I'm stupid, you're brain dead.

The only time Cascadia gets name-dropped is when people talk about seceeding parts of King County and forming Cascade County, or when they talk about seceeding Eastern WA off and forming the state of Cascadia. Naturally, a guy from Texas would be able to quote a name commonly associated with secession. Idiot.

 

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Clearly. Politics and debate are not the reasons many forum members are here. Many suffer from lack of self-esteem.

does anyone else see the irony of this post?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

>Patron
>2012
>ISHYGDDT

why you hatin

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

The only time Cascadia gets name-dropped is when people talk about seceeding parts of King County and forming Cascade County, or when they talk about seceeding Eastern WA off and forming the state of Cascadia. Naturally, a guy from Texas would be able to quote a name commonly associated with secession. Idiot.

KING county, grinds old home. WHAT'S UPPPPPPPP

 

[poet]

The only time Cascadia gets name-dropped is when people talk about seceeding parts of King County and forming Cascade County, or when they talk about seceeding Eastern WA off and forming the state of Cascadia. Naturally, a guy from Texas would be able to quote a name commonly associated with secession. Idiot.

I was referring to a geologically active region. You decided to insult Texas. Who's the real idiot. Green as a twig.

 

[Rationalist]

I was referring to a geologically active region. You decided to insult Texas. Who's the real idiot. Green as a twig.

Yeah. If Mt. Rainier blew, about 50,000 - 100,000 people would drown/be crushed in lahars. Whoever built Renton, Puyallup, and other high population communities around the mountain were idiots.

Thankfully, it probably won't happen in my lifetime, so it's somebody else's problem.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I was referring to a geologically active region. You decided to insult Texas. Who's the real idiot. Green as a twig.

Aaaaand, welcome back to Ignore.

 

[/MSG/]

why you hatin

Probably because in a just world Patron would be priced in its actual group. Mid grade tequila, barely above mixer only tequila like Cuervo. You want good stuff try Tres Generaciones or Don Julio.