Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

Havana Moon said:
Of course I have an unfair advantage living in England, so I'm no doubt disqualified.
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Here are some just for you.
1. Cleats
2. Broil
3. Druther
4. Normalcy
5. Carpet Bagger
6. Back hoe
7. Sidewalk

Don't cheat try to answer what you think they mean.
 
Grumpy said:
Here are some just for you.
1. Cleats
2. Broil
3. Druther
4. Normalcy
5. Carpet Bagger
6. Back hoe
7. Sidewalk

Don't cheat try to answer what you think they mean.
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1. Cleats
Something to do with cycling or boats, maybe both? V

2. Broil
Cook with charcoal

3. Druther
No idea

4. Normalcy
Normal state??

5. Carpet Bagger
Ah yes, Carol Baker in the Carpetbaggers, what a staggeringly beautiful woman.
Believe that rogues, scoundrels and grifters after the Civil War were called that, because their bags were made from old carpets.

6. Back hoe
We usually call them a JCB after the company that makes them in the UK.

7. Sidewalk
Pavement
 
Havana Moon said:
1. Cleats
Something to do with cycling or boats, maybe both? V

2. Broil
Cook with charcoal

3. Druther
No idea

4. Normalcy
Normal state??

5. Carpet Bagger
Ah yes, Carol Baker in the Carpetbaggers, what a staggeringly beautiful woman.
Believe that rogues, scoundrels and grifters after the Civil War were called that, because their bags were made from old carpets.

6. Back hoe
We usually call them a JCB after the company that makes them in the UK.

7. Sidewalk
Pavement
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1. Spikes on soles of athlete's shoes, such as golf shoes.
2. Close enough cook meat with direct high heat.
3. Slang for rather.
4. Correct
5. Correct
6. Correct
7. Correct

You did very well a little better than I did with British words despite having been to the UK.
Congrats.
 
The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing
 
Want to save 15% or more on car insurance?

Leave the scene of an accident.
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Two young girls walk by a house on a hot summer day and notice an old woman eating watermelon and not wearing any panties.

Girls: "Is it cooler not wearing panties?"

Old woman: "I don't think so, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I don't get it at my house, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The husband, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Auto-correct. I meant "wifi" not "wife."
 
Did you hear the one about the Muslim immigrant who was looking to take advantage of this capitalistic society and started a new business that catered to those of the Islamic faith? He started a compay that made miniature statues of Muhammad...….they are now making small profits. :clink:
 
Not really a joke. Funny as hell though. And so true!

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I've got the perfect one:

The DNC collude with the FBI, in an attempt to try and find evidence on President Trump and then they failed.

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