Controlled Opposition
Note my apathy
CrocMan and the other Layabouts (like 'ThatOwlWoman') refuse to stand up and confront the JPP Fascists. Refuse to go toe-to-toe, mano-a-mano, eyeball to eyeball, with the Forces of Evil.
But ... when the fighting is over and it's time to eat ... who's first at the table demanding "What's to Eat?!?"
Watch what happens when the Ticker Tape parade of Blue Team Freedom Fighters weave their way down the Streets of America. CrocMan and the other Layabouts will try to sneak in and claim they were part of the Fight.
Your hyperbole is certainly entertaining.