my conspiracy:
the debate between the great threedee and the greater me, has not been judged yet because i have previously declared the judges to be biased and the competition rigged. now, they have limited choices, either recognize my incredibly awesome debate and declare me winner, which is an unpopular stance, or, risk class action litigation waged by all my fans should the lesser great, threedee, win because they like his side of the debate.
1. you can opt out of this class by september 3, 2345, else you forfeit any rights to the proceeds thereof, or you may take your case individually to court provided you bring such case within the statutory time frame of 1 million years or until such time as the morlocks rule the earth, whichever comes first.