Top Ten Board assholes - VOTE NOW!

[Cancel 2016.11]

"A real asshole is somebody that is totally arrogant with absolutely no basis for being arrogant. They are also completely uninformed and utterly insensitive to the thoughts and feelings of others.

Now granted that's the most accurate description of Super Freak..."

LMAO

 

[The Dude]

Love is worthless and damn the whole world. I want to die like Nietzsche, alone and unloved.

I didn't think you were still a virgin.
Stop riding your bike so much!

 

[The Dude]

Fuck all you pea wits! Fuck you all to hell.

I've been bloviating sanctimouneous horseshit for 7 god damn years on JPP. SEVEN FUCKING YEARS!!! I've blown so much smoke that I've alienated half the damned country and all of Alabama (and most of New Jersey too!) and this is what I get? Not one fucking vote?

Fuck you all!

But that's not even the worst of it. You've voted for such mouthbreathers a Damned Stankey, I Hate Uhmerika and USFuckup as the biggest assholes?

Fuck you too!!

Ya'll obviously don't know what a real asshole is...well let a real asshole tell you what one is.

A real asshole is somebody that is totally arrogant with absolutely no basis for being arrogant. They are also completely uninformed and utterly insensitive to the thoughts and feelings of others.

Now granted that's the most accurate description of Super Freak but I'lll be god damned if I see that smug bastard walking around with a grin from ear to ear knowing that he's the biggest asshole on JPP.

Fuck that!

To show you what kind of asshole I am I voted for myself instead.

I can't believe that after all these years on JPP this is the kind of thanks I get.

First you gotta stop being moderate, start hating science, and stop talking glowingly about your georgious wife

 

[Mott the Hoople]

First you gotta stop being moderate, start hating science, and stop talking glowingly about your georgious wife

I don't think I can do that. Particularly the last one.

 

[The Dude]

I don't think I can do that. Particularly the last one.

We have enough assholes here, no need for you to fake it

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I also gotta throw out some love to Cawacko and Damo....These dudes are some serious assholes too and so far not so much as one vote for either one of them...for shame...for shame!!!!

Don't let it get you down fellas...those assholes didn't vote for me either!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

We have enough assholes here, no need for you to fake it

According to my wife it's not an act.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Just click on one of the numbers in the results column of the poll...asshole!

It's too late now. I can't change my vote to include you!!

 

[christiefan915]

Dang, is there a way to add one?......I was thinking Desh and didn't notice evince.....

I'm crushed you chose me.

I thought we had a special (although secret) bond based on our shared love of gardening.

Another illusion shattered.

 

[Bonestorm]

Grind got a pity vote out of me. He tries so hard to be an asshole and no one voted for him.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

It's too late now. I can't change my vote to include you!!

Thanks anyways Tom...appreciate the thought.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Grind got a pity vote out of me. He tries so hard to be an asshole and no one voted for him.

Wow...what an asshole!

 

[cancel2 2022]

I'm crushed you chose me.

I thought we had as special (although secret) bond based on our shared love of gardening.

Another illusion shattered.

He loves you really, it is like the boy at school who pull a girl's pigtails but secretly yearns for her.

 

[christiefan915]

He loves you really, it is like the boy at school who pull a girl's pigtails but secretly yearns for her.

Oh stop! Now what am I gonna do to get that earworm out of my head?

 

[Crashk]

 

[evince]

man I loved the young ones

 

[Crashk]

showing your age? LOL

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I'm surprised I'm the only person to vote for me thus far. Oh well, it's still early.

I only voted for myself, because no one else deserves to be in the same class as me

 

[Phantasmal]

They mock me for being needy, fine. I've been with and without an awesome woman.
All the money, sports and drugs(sounds blasphemous) are dulled without love!

Oh, a romantic!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I'm ok with freak
He's not a teabagger
Doesn't flip out over being called out on wearing a helmet to spin class
And he's occasionally against the right.
Unlike desh, Taft, big bowl movement, bravo the deck mopper, usfreedumb who rides a mini bike with a gang patch, dumb yankey who publicly declared bj's a sin

lmao... ' a mini bike with a gang patch'