Top Ten Board assholes - VOTE NOW!

[The Dude]

lmao... ' a mini bike with a gang patch'

Yeah not as good as you wearing a helmet to spin class.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

First you gotta stop being moderate, start hating science, and stop talking glowingly about your georgious wife

Or he should simply learn what words mean. This poll was about who is an asshole. Not who is a dumbass. Because both had 'ass' in the name it confused the poor inbred sheep fucker from Ohio.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Yeah not as good as you wearing a helmet to spin class.

Agreed... that was one of the funniest posts I have seen on here.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

what is really funny is that Darla 'forgot' to vote for me, so she signed in under one of her aliases to do so. So thoughtful.

 

[The Dude]

what is really funny is that Darla 'forgot' to vote for me, so she signed in under one of her aliases to do so. So thoughtful.

She has a not so secret crush on you!

 

[The Dude]

Agreed... that was one of the funniest posts I have seen on here.

Your wrestling jabs were funny

 

[Phantasmal]

I'm crushed you chose me.

I thought we had a special (although secret) bond based on our shared love of gardening.

Another illusion shattered.

I was shocked! I thought he would vote for me before you

 

[canceled.2021.1]

#WINNING

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

I'm surprised I'm the only person to vote for me thus far. Oh well, it's still early.

At least I made the list this time, even without any votes. I thought about casting one for me, but there are so many who are much bigger assholes.

 

[Boris The Animal]

All those teabaggers and desh are on my ignore list anyway!
Parrots of party line, I'm not missing a thing

"Parrots of party line" You're a good one to talk about that since you have the DNC and Obama, the HNIC's party line memorized to a tee.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I only voted for myself, because no one else deserves to be in the same class as me

Aint that the truth!!

 

[/MSG/]

I was debating whether or not to vote for DamnYankee since he's banned permanently, but ended up voting for him just in case he somehow comes back.

10 did get the worst of the list for me; but having a few more votes might have been satisfying.

He's not banned permanently...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Or he should simply learn what words mean. This poll was about who is an asshole. Not who is a dumbass. Because both had 'ass' in the name it confused the poor inbred sheep fucker from Ohio.

Shut up asshole...Oh...and leave Dolly out of this!!

 

[The Dude]

"Parrots of party line" You're a good one to talk about that since you have the DNC and Obama, the HNIC's party line memorized to a tee.

Your one of the dumbest teabaggers
I'm pro low taxes, pro corp growth, pro fiscal conservative
You mullet head Jesus freak

 

[The Dude]

"Parrots of party line" You're a good one to talk about that since you have the DNC and Obama, the HNIC's party line memorized to a tee.

What do you agree with dems on. Stupid pagan

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well I'll be damned. Boris voted me a top 10 asshole. Thanks cuz! I'll remember that!!!

 

[zappasguitar]

I know I am an asshole. I don't give a fuck. Especially about two bit assfucks like you. Apparently fucking losers like you think this is high school. That is why you set up your little debate circle jerks.

Very funny stuff.

No...they set up their "little debate circle jerks" to highlight your cowardice and stupidity...and guess what?

It worked!

Apparently you never grew beyond High School as you're still the same petty, infantile asswipe you probably were back in HS.

The only difference is that even though you're "supposedly" an adult by now and presumably grown beyond the need for juvenile name calling, you never learned how.

Rational debate and adult discourse is beyond you.

Juvenile name calling and being an enormous douchebag is all you've got.

 

[tekkychick]

He's not banned permanently...

Damn. Well, I'll keep blocking him from my threads then.

 

[/MSG/]

Asshole is too subtle/gentle of a term. I'd rather vote for which board member(s) I hope die in house fires/auto accidents/bath salts related cannibalism.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Fuck all you pea wits! Fuck you all to hell.

I've been bloviating sanctimouneous horseshit for 7 god damn years on JPP. SEVEN FUCKING YEARS!!! I've blown so much smoke that I've alienated half the damned country and all of Alabama (and most of New Jersey too!) and this is what I get? Not one fucking vote?

Fuck you all!

But that's not even the worst of it. You've voted for such mouthbreathers a Damned Stankey, I Hate Uhmerika and USFuckup as the biggest assholes?

Fuck you too!!

Ya'll obviously don't know what a real asshole is...well let a real asshole tell you what one is.

A real asshole is somebody that is totally arrogant with absolutely no basis for being arrogant. They are also completely uninformed and utterly insensitive to the thoughts and feelings of others.

Now granted that's the most accurate description of Super Freak but I'lll be god damned if I see that smug bastard walking around with a grin from ear to ear knowing that he's the biggest asshole on JPP.

Fuck that!

To show you what kind of asshole I am I voted for myself instead.

I can't believe that after all these years on JPP this is the kind of thanks I get.

I think you have to actually notice someone before you think of him as an asshole......