Wake up Uhmerika!
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so angry I could shoot Lassie with my cross bow?
It's wolves. I hates them rascals. Particularly when they leave disemboweled human remains on the door stoop of the Dew Drop Inn.
Well last night we got one of them critters. Turn out Dippy wasn't who she portended to be. Well she got a nice hemp rope neck extension for her troubles and good riddance I says.
But it's not all good news. Them varmints got my good ole buddy Clem last night. I'd always told Clem he should patronize the Dew Drop Inn more often but no...hillbilly thathe was he insisted on sittin on as stump on his farm drinking shine till the moon came out. That sure bit him in the ass. Oh well...I tried to tell Clem but like most hillbilly's, he wouldn't listen.
The wolves made a mistake in eaten Clem. They probably thought he was the village seer. Turns out he wasn't. No surprise there. Clem twern't exactly known for prognisticatin. The wolves real mistake was they should have eaten one of the confirmed villagers.
But Earl, I hears ya say, How can you confirm that one of us is a villager and not a wolf?
Well that's easy I says....follow the votes. At this moment we have four confirmed villagers. Wolves, generally speakin, aint gonna run a gambit on one of theys own. To risky and it usually backfires with one of the wolves becoming a rain slicker. So mathematically speakin a wolf aint gonna vote to lynch one of their own until that train has left the station. Then they the'll jumps on board while they throw their fellow wolf under the train.
So that being the case the first four who voted to lynch Dippy last night have a very high probability of being villagers as it's real doubtful that they'd sacrifice one of their own this early. So who are these "Confirmed Villagers" ya'll ask?
They are;
#1. Spooge Bob. Ole Spooge was the first to suspect Dippy was a wolf and the first to vote to lynch Dippy.
#2. Village Idjit. Turns out he's not such a damned fool after all. He was the second to vote to lynch Dippy and lets not forget that Dippy tried to start a train on the Idjit.
#3. Cornie. Ole Cornie may be more high strung than Racoon with a case of the vapors but he also zero'd in on Dippy early and was the third to vote to lynch her.
#4. Bad Vlad. Vlad, to his credit, was the second villager to surspect Dippy of being a wolf. He also cast the critical 4th vote to hang her shaggy butt. That vote broke the tie with Bob and sealed her fate. It wouldn't make sense for a wolf to cast that 4th vote that tipped the scale against Dippy.
So that's 4 confirmed villagers.
Now that means of the remaining villagers, Myself, Ivan, Bob, msanna and Wear Wolves, two of us are wolves.
And I can argue that I'm not one of them as I fairly early, posts #133 and #161 stated that I though Dippy was one of the three worst villagers and that at least one of them was a wolf. Turns out I was right.
I'd also argue that since Dippy jumped on the Bob train and came close to turnin to scales on him that there's a good chance Bob is a villager too. (is it just me or has that Bob fella smacked hiself in the head one to many times with his hammer?)
Buttz out.