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You lookin' at my pint?
It seems Summer has finally decided to lift her skirts for the lusty sun-starved British populace. For months now she has been giving us a sly wink and a flash of thigh, raising our levels of expectation to uncomfortable extremes, only to leave us standing forlornly outside the cinema for an hour, being battered by her big brothers wind, rain and hail. This week, though, she has been giggling like a giddy schoolgirl and we have done things behind the bike sheds which would make Gypsy Rose Lee blush to high heaven.
Stupidly, i failed to use protection. The consequences of which have been most severe and not a little unpleasant.
Now, i should make it clear that i favour the shaven look. No not like that you filthy guttersnipes. What i mean to say is that i sport a crew-cut, some say skinhead haircut (but not in a i'm-a-terrible-racist way, more in a i-fear-baldness type of way). This does not go well with sunlight. Hence my previously serenely white pate now most resembles "Hot Paprika" on the Dulux paints colour chart. For those unfamiliar with the Dulux colour range, suffice to say that it is not a good look to adopt, although it does match my nose perfectly.
Next time that little minx,Summer, asks me out, i'm going to make sure that i'm carrying protection and i urge others to do the same.
'Blister in the Sun' - Violent Femmes
Stupidly, i failed to use protection. The consequences of which have been most severe and not a little unpleasant.
Now, i should make it clear that i favour the shaven look. No not like that you filthy guttersnipes. What i mean to say is that i sport a crew-cut, some say skinhead haircut (but not in a i'm-a-terrible-racist way, more in a i-fear-baldness type of way). This does not go well with sunlight. Hence my previously serenely white pate now most resembles "Hot Paprika" on the Dulux paints colour chart. For those unfamiliar with the Dulux colour range, suffice to say that it is not a good look to adopt, although it does match my nose perfectly.
Next time that little minx,Summer, asks me out, i'm going to make sure that i'm carrying protection and i urge others to do the same.
'Blister in the Sun' - Violent Femmes