What Song Are You Listening To, Right Now?
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Battleborne
Terminator
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
Good Morning.
I don't know if you've heard but England has been evacuated due to flooding fears from an angry sea. Don't worry too much though as i'm safe and sound on the top of a big ass old hill. Mmm forward planning there.
It's mainly the South of the country which has been moved slightly inland and onto higher ground after the gurus of global warming, the weathermen, said the sea was going to get 50% taller or something and eat any people it may come across.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7086280.stm
As it turned out these weather obsessed worry-warts were a little premature with their predictions of a British Atlantis scenario and the tide is just a bit higher than normal. Proof, if proof were needed, that this global warming climate change bidness is tommyrot, poppycock, mumbo and, indeed, jumbo.
They tell us to take off our carbon shoes in the house. They tell us to stop using the aeroplane to do our weekly shop at the local supermarket. They tell us that we must rebalance the world's natural habitat by culling fishermen and saving the whale. Where is the joined up thinking here people?
I shall demonstrate how easy it is to crush these so-called scientific theories underfoot. Watch and learn.
They are always telling us that sea levels are rising. So imagine the world as a great big bathtub full of water. Got it? Good. If you begin putting you bath time paraphernalia, such as rubber ducks, mini-submarines, star wars figures, etc., into the tub the water will rise a little. When you yourself lower your burgeoning thick-set frame into your aquatic playground the water level rises immeasurably, unless you have a measuring device to hand of course, but why would you need a ruler when you're naked? The point is this. If we merely kill all the creatures that live in the world's seas and oceans, starting with the heaviest and working down to the smallest then the sea levels are bound to drop aren't they? Fact.
See, Liberals, your "environmentalism" is leading not to salvation but to destruction and you are little better than terrorist scum.
'It's So obvious' - Wire
I don't know if you've heard but England has been evacuated due to flooding fears from an angry sea. Don't worry too much though as i'm safe and sound on the top of a big ass old hill. Mmm forward planning there.
It's mainly the South of the country which has been moved slightly inland and onto higher ground after the gurus of global warming, the weathermen, said the sea was going to get 50% taller or something and eat any people it may come across.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7086280.stm
As it turned out these weather obsessed worry-warts were a little premature with their predictions of a British Atlantis scenario and the tide is just a bit higher than normal. Proof, if proof were needed, that this global warming climate change bidness is tommyrot, poppycock, mumbo and, indeed, jumbo.
They tell us to take off our carbon shoes in the house. They tell us to stop using the aeroplane to do our weekly shop at the local supermarket. They tell us that we must rebalance the world's natural habitat by culling fishermen and saving the whale. Where is the joined up thinking here people?
I shall demonstrate how easy it is to crush these so-called scientific theories underfoot. Watch and learn.
They are always telling us that sea levels are rising. So imagine the world as a great big bathtub full of water. Got it? Good. If you begin putting you bath time paraphernalia, such as rubber ducks, mini-submarines, star wars figures, etc., into the tub the water will rise a little. When you yourself lower your burgeoning thick-set frame into your aquatic playground the water level rises immeasurably, unless you have a measuring device to hand of course, but why would you need a ruler when you're naked? The point is this. If we merely kill all the creatures that live in the world's seas and oceans, starting with the heaviest and working down to the smallest then the sea levels are bound to drop aren't they? Fact.
See, Liberals, your "environmentalism" is leading not to salvation but to destruction and you are little better than terrorist scum.
'It's So obvious' - Wire
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
When you yourself lower your burgeoning thick-set frame into your aquatic playground the water level rises immeasurably, unless you have a measuring device to hand of course, but why would you need a ruler when you're naked?
LOL
When I'm naked, I use a dollar bill to measure rather than a ruler.
LOL
When I'm naked, I use a dollar bill to measure rather than a ruler.
Diuretic
New member
Nice mini-rant, shame about the bullshit
You know you can see much more clearly if you take your head out of your arse and wipe your eyes. You can think better too, you don't have that rushing sound in your ears. Meanwhile, let's just carry on as normal. I mean, climate change isn't going to affect us after all, Our kid's grandkids might be a bit pissy with us but fuck it we'll be pushing up daises anyway so who gives a fuck? Right?
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
A dollar bill, eh? Quite innovative.
Unfortunately, since the pound note was withdrawn from circulation in the 1980's all we have are pound coins which are hardly fit for the purpose of metrology. Besides i wouldn't have been comfortable resting my old chap on a portrait of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. It's the real thing or nothing in this cove's book.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
Nice mini-rant, shame about the bullshit
Mate, you're not making the mistake of taking that post seriously are you?
I'm not Dano, you know.
Diuretic
New member
Yep - sucked in again. Sorry I didn't know you were a Brit, I thought you were one of the dense bastards who still think Bush is a good bloke
evince
Truthmatters
rotflmao
Battleborne
Terminator
'I want Candy'...The Strangeloves