I'd say the same shit in front of your fat face. Usually the guy who goes straight to "if we were face to face I'd kick your ass" is the one who would drop with a single uppercut.
1. no you wouldn't.
2. you would lead with an uppercut? oh my.
3. never suggested I would fight you or kick your ass, I am positing you are so insecure you would be to afraid that anyone you look face to face just might, therefore you are far more reserved than this online big mouth persona.
your a feckless whiny internet douche with a big mouth. you hide behind a screen hurling insults at people because you are too much a little man to ever be anything but absolute polite and non confrontational in person, no matter the situation.
I have you pegged.