Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
LOLI love him! I think someone shot our porky, she said darkly. We haven't seen him since The Night of Porcupine Love in fall of 2018. :~(
Armadillos are a lot more common than porcupines around here. So common that there's a joke about it:
How many armadillos does it take to make love? Two to do it and one to watch for cars.