Who even says "box your ears" anymore? Are you from the past, Heather?
I take it you've never boxed any ears. The day I did I got a felony charge even though 2 separate neighbors had my back.
2 dudes tried to jump me and then called the cops when they got hurt bad. I couldn't believe they arrested me, I had 2-3 separate witnesses on my side at the scene, the dudes were both bigger than me, their stories were bullshit.
But they were both pretty fucked up and bleeding and I wasn't.
Nothing ever came of that. They went to prison the next week. I am not a convicted felon, but I was arrested that day. It was a bad day. The system made some money off of me, that's for sure.
The justice system is all fucked up.
There was just 2 of them and I had 2 different neighbors and spouses backing me up, but the cops arrested me. That caused me to lose some faith in the system. It did.
They tried to jump me and I kicked both of their asses and got arrested.
At one point the one motherfucker had me in a full nelson and the other motherfucker turned his ring to do maximum damage to my face.
That's when I stomped full nelson boy's toe and I think the dog I had at the time bit his ankle. (not a chump dog, a Chow/Pitbull mix)
And I slipped what ring boy had coming for me, then grabbed his arm and did this Puerto-Rican judo rollback thing I learned a long time ago, and their heads clacked together.
I rolled right between that motherfucker's legs and took off into the woods.
That was phase 2 of the incident. There were 3 phases.
Phase 1 was where he was saying he was gonna shoot my dog and beat my ass. He said it once, he didn't make it through saying it twice.
CLACK! Fuck you, buddy! I cut him right off with a killer punch..we wallered, cus I just punched him square in the face, not going for a knockout, and then he grabbed me up in a bear hug and I boxed his fuckin' ears and I know they bled.
I got loose from el huggo and then his big buddy sucker-punched me from behind and got me in a full nelson. The next thing was the ring-turning.
That's phase 1 & 2 of the incident.