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A Seminole County teacher is accused of showing up to a classroom intoxicated on Tuesday morning.
Sanford police say a school resource officer at Bentley Elementary School was contacted by a staffer who said that teacher Holly Joel, age 52, was possibly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
The resource officer said the school’s principal was in the classroom and had asked Joel to stand up and Joel fell and hit a nearby window. Students were then removed from the classroom.
A deputy responded to the school and asked Joel if she know what day it was and she responded “Monday”.
The principal told the deputy “Her speech was slurred and she smelled of alcohol.” The deputy said that Joel had a water bottle that contained a pink liquid that smelled like alcohol when he opened it.
Joel was arrested on charges of child neglect, disorderly intoxication and disturbing the peace/interfering with school administration functions.
http://wfla.com/2016/03/09/substitute-teacher-at-florida-elementary-school-arrested-for-teaching-while-intoxicated/