The JPP Boat is sinking!

[canceled.2021.1]

Sorry but that honor belongs to Watermark. Just ask him.

How many rules have been changed because of Watermark?

How many board features have been instituted because of Watermark?

How many posters left because of Watermark?

How many epic meltdown threads have been started because of something Watermark posted?

I am JPPs most influential poster. Not even close

 

[Minister of Truth]

Desh, Dixie, Grind, and Brent combined to destroy FP (with an assist from SR for being a weak administrator). No one has had that level of impact yet on JPP.

 

[Damocles]

Mott - Because werewolf... and I have a suspicion he can swim.
Watermark - because redheads have no souls anyway.
Topspin - Because I often tire of somebody telling me that, "Collige is the bets inducatur of richness of the fewture."
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Beefy - With his surf board he'd be able to just float along with us.
Dixie - Because too many people think he's a girl.
SmarterThanYou - Because somebody that smart can just make a nuclear powered sub out of two seashells and a penny.

 

[kaz]

And you can save it!

Imagine that JPP is a boat that's ran into a shoal and is sinking. To save the ship JPP Politics you'll have to throw over 6 members to keep the ship from sinking.

There's a catch though. If you throw off too many from the left, the ship will list to the right and sink. If you throw off too many from the right the ship would list to the left and sink.

With that being the case, who would be the six JPP members you would throw off?

Oh...and just for clarity...Libertarians count as being on the right. Self described moderates, Rockefeller Republicans and social liberals/economic conservatives count as being on the left.

Right, when we leave the Republican party because we can't take their endless wars and desire to own our own bodies, that's because we're Republicans. What a stupid statement.

Democrats are like the blacks who turned in runaway slaves. Why exactly do you want to keep roping us back in and returning us to the Republican party?

 

[/MSG/]

Well thanks a lot Desh. Now the JPP Politics is going to sink with all hands and it's your fault!

More truth to this statement than you know.

 

[/MSG/]

No one has voted to have themselves thrown over board....then again....Billy hasn't voted yet.

Desh, truth, zappa, chopped, Konono/Legion, buck.

You even thanked this post you retard.

 

[kaz]

now what claims backed by facts of mine make you claim I'm crazy?


none


you are just a phoney

Crazy would require a level of cognitive processing of which you are not capable

 

[kaz]

I was ambivalent until it took WM six posts to answer the question......throw him over three times as a conservative, once as a liberal, then throw him Desh and Buck as life preservers........

I was ambivalent until I stopped caring

 

[Damocles]

Damo and Soc are going to have some tough work as moderator.

That would be Damo all by himself... Soc doesn't come round so much anymore.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

How many rules have been changed because of Watermark?

How many board features have been instituted because of Watermark?

How many posters left because of Watermark?

How many epic meltdown threads have been started because of something Watermark posted?

I am JPPs most influential poster. Not even close

Watermark has influenced more JPP members in one paragraph of his world famous treatise "The Watermark Manifesto" than you ever have, not to mention, his other great works. Love in the time of Reaganomics. The sound and the mild ambivalence. A ginger abroad and his unforgettable Classic on gonzo journalism "The Ritalin Diaries".

Nay Sir your influence on JPP is miniscule compared to an intellectual giant like Watermark.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You even thanked this post you retard.

Whoops...I meant Watermark.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Right, when we leave the Republican party because we can't take their endless wars and desire to own our own bodies, that's because we're Republicans. What a stupid statement.

Democrats are like the blacks who turned in runaway slaves. Why exactly do you want to keep roping us back in and returning us to the Republican party?

You still haven't gotten over losing the retard of the month voting? Let it go Kaz...let it go.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

after reading the posts, I suggest....let it sink.....

 

[leaningright]

Here's my list:

Choppedliver
Stormx
Raptor

Buck Ewer
Dude
Desh - I hate to throw desh overboard because I've known her for years but her ramblings have gotten shriller and at points, incoherent as of late.

 

[Konono]

Desh, truth, zappa, chopped, Konono/Legion, buck.

Only a retard would think I'm Legion.

 

[Konono]

Awwwwww...

Sounds like someone's butthurt he's not as popular as moi!

You say butthurt alot.

 

[Konono]

I win.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I win.

Fuck you. No one voted to throw your dumbass overboard.

 

[J Craft]

This one is disqualified for the same reason as Tom's first list. You have 4 liberals and 2 conservatives.

Dude isn't a liberal. He's a left leaning moderate...he swings for both teams.

 

[/MSG/]

Dude isn't a liberal. He's a left leaning moderate...he swings for both teams.

You might wanna rethink that statement.